• Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.
    Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.
    ~ Wilson Mizner
  • Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich: something for nothing.
    Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich: something for nothing.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
    Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
    ~ V. P. Pappy