• Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
    ~ P. J. O`Rourke, Civil Libertarian
  • Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
    ~ John Adams
  • A grateful heart is a beginning of greatness. It is an expression of humility. It is a foundation for the development of such virtues as prayer, faith, courage, contentment, happiness, love, and well-being.
    ~ James Esdras Faust
  • I stopped making cartoons of politicians, after cartoons became politicians.
    I stopped making cartoons of politicians, after cartoons became politicians.
    ~ R. K.Laxman
  • If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are  misinformed.
    If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • We hang the petty thieves & appoint the great ones to public office.
    We hang the petty thieves & appoint the great ones to public office.
    ~ Aesop
  • A  government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
    A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
    ~ Thomas Jefferson
  • What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
    What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
  • The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
    The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
    ~ Mark Twain