• I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. -John Mortimer
  • So many people spend their health gaining wealth, and then have to spend their wealth to regain their health. -A.J. Reb Materi
  • If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Leon Eldred
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -Redd Foxx
  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -Mark Twain
  • A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools. -Spanish proverb