• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.<br /><br />~ Lee Majors
    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    ~ Lee Majors
  • Gurugram may have been OK a few decades ago, but wouldn't GuruKilo have been more appropriate now? Nuh? OK, then...
    ~ Baijayant Jay Panda
  • Britain: the land of embarrassment and breakfast.
    ~ Julian Barnes
  • There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
    ~ Charles Dickens
  • It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.
    It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
    ~ Wernher Von Braun
  • Moderation is the last refuge for the unimaginative.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.
    ~ Mick Jagger
  • Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
    ~ Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910
  • If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
    ~ Betty Reese
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