|If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!|
|I used to be poor... then I met Tharoor and now I'm impecunious!|
|Dear Hallmark, |
How about a line of Happy Palentine's Day cards for those of us stuck in the friend-zone?
|I don't mind when someone speaks their mind, I mind when someone out of their mind speaks to me!|
|Basically, everyone is:|
Angry on Twitter
Happy on Facebook
Successful on LinkedIn
Artistic on Instagram
Jobless on WhatsApp
Single on Tinder!
A person who's under the delusion that they are extremely intelligent!
|This world is full of idiots distributed strategically so you can meet at least one per day!|
|Getting old is mandatory, feeling old is optional!|
|Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out?|
|Do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "No one gives a damn"!|