• The worst thing in the world is when someone doesn't get your humour and you have to say `I'm joking` after every sentence. So they don't cry!
    The worst thing in the world is when someone doesn't get your humour and you have to say "I'm joking" after every sentence. So they don't cry!
  • When the why is clear, the how is easy!
    When the why is clear, the how is easy!
  • Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but they tell us that dragons can be beaten!
    Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but they tell us that dragons can be beaten!
  • Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK!
    Wouldn't it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK!
  • No matter how good a person you are, you're the devil in someone's story!
    No matter how good a person you are, you're the devil in someone's story!
  • The funny thing about getting older...<br/>
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better!
    The funny thing about getting older...
    Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better!
  • Failed your New Year resolutions already?<br/>
Don't worry, we got you an extension.<br/><br/>

Chinese New Year: January 25<br/>
Telugu & Kannada New Year: March 25<br/>
Tamil New Year: April 14<br/>
Parsi New Year: August 17<br/>
Gujarati New Year: November 16
    Failed your New Year resolutions already?
    Don't worry, we got you an extension.

    Chinese New Year: January 25
    Telugu & Kannada New Year: March 25
    Tamil New Year: April 14
    Parsi New Year: August 17
    Gujarati New Year: November 16
  • The biggest minority in India are Indians.<br/>
The rest are busy calling themselves Hindus or Muslims!
    The biggest minority in India are Indians.
    The rest are busy calling themselves Hindus or Muslims!
  • A third person never creates a problem between two people.
    But a problem between two people creates space for a third person!
  • You can miss it and still not want it back!
    You can miss it and still not want it back!