|Why are they called "nude beaches"? It is the people who are nude, not the beaches!|
|Tsunami - T is silent|
Honest - H is silent
Island - S is silent
Queue - ueue is silent
|The early bird catches the worm.|
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
So sometimes it's ok to hit the snooze button!
|Cacti are the most antisocial plants, they grow in the middle of the desert and still like, "Don't come near me"!|
|In India, the opposite of love is not hate, it is "arranged"!|
|Someone just called me normal... I have never been so insulted in my entire life!|
|You need only two things to feel better:|
1. Bear Hugs
2. Beer Mugs
|If I had the same mental clarity during day as I do at night, I would be a very successful person!|
|If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.|
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance!
|Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities!|