• Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack.
    Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack.
    ~ Hazelmarie Elliott
  • Theory is important, at least in theory.
    Theory is important, at least in theory.
    ~ Keith Martin
  • I am not husband material. I am the father type.
    ~ Salman Khan, on marriage plans
  • One major construction flaw in the universe is humans not having earlids. This simple device would have staved off many quarrels and strife.
    ~ Kaushik Basu, on disputes
  • Well, it's a first and last time I hope I'm getting married, and of course it is different circumstances that I'm in.
    ~ Novak Djokovic, on his recent marriage to long-time girlfriend Jelena Ristic
  • Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn`t know you left open.
    Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn`t know you left open.
    ~ John Barrymore
  • I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
    I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
    ~ Steven Wright
  • Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
    Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom.
    ~ V. P. Pappy
  • Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen.
    Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen.
    ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • Good for the body is the work of the body, good for the soul the work of the soul, and good for either the work of the other.
    ~ Henry David Thoreau
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