• Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
    ~ B. R. Ambedkar
  • Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives.
    ~ Ranvir Shorey, on marriage
  • Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. Its the way you love your partner every day.
    Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. Its the way you love your partner every day.
    ~ Barbara De Angelis
  • Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
    Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
    I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.
    ~ George Washington
  • Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
    Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
    ~ H. L. Mencken
  • I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
    I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear.
    ~ JD Ghai
  • The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
    The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
    ~ Julia Child
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