• Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.
    ~ Jim Backus
  • All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
    ~ Raymond Hull
  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
    ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
    ~ Thornton Niven Wilder
  • Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.
    ~ Paul Leonard Newman
  • Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.
    ~ Langdon Elwyn Mitchell
  • Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.
    Marriage is the only actual bondage known to our law. There remain no legal slaves, except the mistress of every house.
    ~ John Stuart Mills
  • Marriage is not a reform school.
    ~ Ann Landers
  • In every house of marriage/there's room for an interpreter.
    ~ Stanley Jasspon Kunitz
  • There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship, only backward.
    ~ Erica Jong