|My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean. I don't know why she's mad at me!|
|Wife: My head is hurting.|
Husband: Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me!
|Husband: Tum Mujhe 'Aap' Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.|
Wife: Shut Aap!
|Very effective threat by wife in a new style:|
The amount of time you'll spend on Facebook, Whatsapp and Twitter...
The equal amount of time I'll spend on Flipkart, Amazon and Snapdeal!
Husband went offline immediately!
|I read a book on marriage and it said, "You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date".|
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!
|The symptoms of EBOLA are:|
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
|Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!|
|Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.|
Wife: Where the hell have you been?
Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!
Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore!
A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!