|I am sure most couples wish to find a way to stay married to their partner but divorce their insane in-laws!|
Warning to all husbands, service tax goes up to 14%.
This will make beauty parlours and restaurants more expensive... so keep reminding your wives that they are naturally beautiful.
Also encourage them that they cook awesome food!
|You must marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!|
|November to January - The months of marriages. The other nine are devoted to divorcees!|
|Silence is a language, too!|
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!
|Wife: You had lunch? |
Husband (in a naughty mood): You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: Let's go shopping.
Husband: I had lunch!
|What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands?|
Farmers have "Agri-Culture";
Husbands have "Agree-Culture"!
|Define Marriage: It's a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before.|
|Short & Sharp:|
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Come to the point!
|Alimony - The high cost of name-dropping!|