• Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
    ~ Minna Thomas Antrim
  • Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
    Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
    ~ Candace Bushnell
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
    ~ Robert A. Heinlein
  • Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance.
    Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women like to be a man's last romance.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • A real man respects the virtues and values of the woman he loves. He believes in everything she gets strength from and loves her mind body and soul.
    ~ Aarti Khurana
  • Here's all you have to know about men and women. Women are crazy, Men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
    ~ George Carlin
  • Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside.
    ~ Marilyn Monroe
  • A man in the house is worth two in the street.
    ~ Mae West
  • When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
    When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
    ~ Elayne Boosler
  • Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
    ~ Oliver Holmes