• In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
    ~ Robert Benchley
  • I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
    ~ Jean Kerr
  • I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Now I know why they tell you to put your head between your knees on crash landings. You think you're going to kiss your ass good-bye.
    ~ Terry Hanson
  • There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror.
    ~ Orson Welles
  • Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.
    ~ Ray Douglas Bradbury
  • I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within.
    ~ Lillian Smith
  • Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage.
    ~ Regina Nadelson
  • Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.
    ~ Mason Cooley
  • And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.
    ~ Dave Barry