• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me!
    I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me!
  • It doesn't matter if it is a relationship, lifestyle or a job. If it doesn't make you happy let it go!
    It doesn't matter if it is a relationship, lifestyle or a job. If it doesn't make you happy let it go!
  • Work is the greatest thing in the World. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow!
    Work is the greatest thing in the World. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow!
  • Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!
    Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!
  • Don't take right decisions;<br/>
Take decisions and make them right!
    Don't take right decisions;
    Take decisions and make them right!
  • I love my job only when I'm on vacation!
    I love my job only when I'm on vacation!
  • Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!
    Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!
  • Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 24!
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