• Autocorrect still thinks I want to say 'duck' 12 times a day!
  • When it comes to oral sex, being a woman sucks!
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
    Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being.
  • Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses.
    Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses.
  • I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
    I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
  • Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
  • Most of the guys have no trouble committing...
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    adultery!
  • Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless!
    Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless!
  • Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot?
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