Restricted Graffiti

Life is sexually transmitted.
Life is sexually transmitted.
One who hesitates later masturbates.
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
Courage is walking naked through a gay village.
Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
The problem with being bisexual is that your chances of rejection are almost double!
When I'm home, my wife is my right hand. When she's gone, my right hand is my wife!
When I'm home, my wife is my right hand. When she's gone, my right hand is my wife!
If women can have PMS, why can't men have ESPN.
When men send flowers for no reason, there's a reason!
Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offsprings!

Quotes

One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.

Trivia

"Transient Global Amnesia" is the technical term for that feeling of a wiped memory after good sex.

Graffiti

One who hesitates later masturbates.