Life is sexually transmitted.
One who hesitates later masturbates.
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
Courage is walking naked through a gay village.
Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
The problem with being bisexual is that your chances of rejection are almost double!
When I'm home, my wife is my right hand. When she's gone, my right hand is my wife!
If women can have PMS, why can't men have ESPN.
When men send flowers for no reason, there's a reason!
Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offsprings!