Many a girl with a negative personality may be developed in a dark room.
I never turn my back on my friends, I don't trust them that much.
The only way to have safe sex is to abstain... from drinking.
Never make an Arm Wrestling bet with a man who has been single for longer than a year!
Sexy typist will bang on keyboard.
Vulgarity- The conduct of others.
Man who can tell better bedtime story will win pretty damsel, over man who pay dinnertime hefty bill.
Holding your pee is harder than holding your tears.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Sex is the poor man's Polo.