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Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.
Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.
Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts.
Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts.
Nobody's ugly after 2 AM!
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
~ William Osler
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~ Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang.
He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang.
Wife who puts her husband in a doghouse will soon find him in a cathouse.
He who hesitates, finally masturbates!
Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge.
Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge.
Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.
Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.
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