Dumb girls are those who use their brain to impress guys.
Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
Sterility is not hereditary.
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee.
Good sex can correct poor posture or at least make it stand up straight.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
Does banging a fat chick count as lifting weights?