Restricted Graffiti

Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!
Surprise Sex is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison!
Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
I have an intense desire to return to the womb... anybody's.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Life is sexually transmitted.
One who hesitates later masturbates.
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.
Courage is walking naked through a gay village.
Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your inflatable date.
The problem with being bisexual is that your chances of rejection are almost double!

Quotes

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Trivia

Lily Allen, Mark Wahlberg and Carrie Underwood have three nipples.

Graffiti

Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!