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Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.

Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts.

Nobody's ugly after 2 AM!

The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
~ William Osler

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~ Woody Allen

He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang.

Wife who puts her husband in a doghouse will soon find him in a cathouse.

He who hesitates, finally masturbates!

Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge.

Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.

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