|Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. `Yes` is the answer.|
|The unpopular girls in movies are always really pretty.|
|Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't.|
|What did one leg of a woman tell the other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked.|
|If you don't want to be a Mum, be prepared to let him use your Bum!!|
|I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them.|
|NYC-The city that never sleeps...|
With the same person twice!
|Sex is Evil, Evil is sin, Sins are Forgiven, So Sex is In!|
|Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea; does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.|
|When luck works, nothing fucks;|
When luck fucks, nothing works!