• Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
  • A pussy is like a potato chip: You can't eat just one.
  • Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve?
  • A hooker once told me she had a headache.
  • Most men have split personalities; They hate cats but love pussies.
  • Men play the game. Women know the score.
  • Too much sex is not good for one but rather nice for two!
  • Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
  • Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?