• My wife and I finally became sexually compatible...We achieve simultaneous headaches.
  • Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood.
  • Women like to spoon in bed, whereas men just like to fork.
  • Height of conceit : Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
  • My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking.
  • 9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The other man prefers the 9 men.
  • Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself.
  • Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time
  • Educatuon is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.
  • Money is jst like arse... everybody has it, but.... nobody wants to give it !
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