• Man who wants to catch the stuff in bra, should set a "boobie trap".
  • I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
  • Streakers beware: Your end is in sight!
  • I was only looking at your nametag, honest!Upload to Facebook
    I was only looking at your nametag, honest!
  • If someone is ignoring you, display cleavage!
  • Nipples: Nature's thermometer!
  • Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.Upload to Facebook
    Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
  • Ladies love ERECTIONS because they're always straight and to the point!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies love ERECTIONS because they're always straight and to the point!
  • Only men or married women know that it's not only the sun that rises in the morning!Upload to Facebook
    Only men or married women know that it's not only the sun that rises in the morning!
  • Graffiti in Men's Toilet:<br />
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands!Upload to Facebook
    Graffiti in Men's Toilet:
    What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands!