• Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one
  • Don't keep a man guessing too long- he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
  • Avoid rape - say yes
  • A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress
  • Thou shalt not commit adultery...unless in the mood
  • Assassins do it from behind
  • Chess players mate better
  • Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
  • Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink
  • Celibacy is not hereditary