• For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used
  • The difference between a husband and a lover is the difference between day and night
  • I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with
  • I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass
  • A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view
  • Prostitution is a hole sale business
  • I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
  • Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
  • Since the release of Viagra, exotic dancers now claim that they are receiving a lot more standing ovations
  • To all Virgins - Thanks for Nothing !