|Porn is so unrealistic. I delivered pizza for three years, not one girl sucked my dick.|
|Why F1 when so many good looking babes in the arena!|
|Practice safe text - use commas and never miss a period.|
|All of my orgasms are handmade.|
|A cannibal is a person who likes to see other people stewed.|
|Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.|
|Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!|
|It's in the mixture.|
He offered her a scotch and soda, she declined. Then he offered her a scotch and a sofa, she reclined.
|Weight is the new 'Virginity';|
Everyone is trying to lose it!
|A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.|