• Porn is so unrealistic. I delivered pizza for three years, not one girl sucked my dick.
  • Why F1 when so many good looking babes in the arena!
  • Practice safe text - use commas and never miss a period.
  • All of my orgasms are handmade.
  • A cannibal is a person who likes to see other people stewed.
  • Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
    Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
  • Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!
  • It's in the mixture.
    He offered her a scotch and soda, she declined. Then he offered her a scotch and a sofa, she reclined.
  • Weight is the new 'Virginity';<br />
Everyone is trying to lose it!
    Weight is the new 'Virginity';
    Everyone is trying to lose it!
  • A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.
    A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.
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