• Does Thailand has any plan for correcting the spellings of its country and its capital?
    Does Thailand has any plan for correcting the spellings of its country and its capital?
  • I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination!
    I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination!
  • Boobs are a proof that men can focus at two things at a time!
    Boobs are a proof that men can focus at two things at a time!
  • To get rid of unwanted pubic hair, one must spit.
  • Multi-tasking: Screwing up several things at once.
  • Both my wife and I are sterile. Is there any possibility that we will pass this on to our children?
  • Why isn't Gold Spot relaunched as 'G Spot'.
  • Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
    Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
  • I bumped into my ex today. Then I reversed my car and hit that bitch again.
    I bumped into my ex today. Then I reversed my car and hit that bitch again.
  • Cashiers are always checking out people.