• A prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
  • Hard work is the keyhole to sexaphone.
  • One who farts in church sits in one's own pew.
  • "Artificial Insemination" is procreation without recreation.
  • Men have more hair on chest than woman but women have more on the hole.
  • Being a "good listener" just means you're can wait a little longer for some pussy.
  • Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
  • Pubic hair is just organic dental floss.
  • Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
  • It take many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.