• What is the difference between guilt and shame?<br/>
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
    What is the difference between guilt and shame?
    It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity!
  • `Planes, trains and go fuck yourself`: A practical guide to long distance dating!
    "Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating!
  • Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!
    Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine!
  • A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.<br/>
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.<br/>
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
    A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.
    And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
    It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole!
  • Self driving cars are going to raise sex to a whole other level!
  • I thought being an adult would involve more sex!
    I thought being an adult would involve more sex!
  • `Lemme put is this way`<br/>
~ gist of Kamasutra
    "Lemme put is this way"
    ~ gist of Kamasutra
  • Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
    Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
  • I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say `Thanks for coming`!
    I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!
  • Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!
    Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!