• There was this Eskimo girl who spent a night with her boyfriend and the next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.
  • Q: How do you tell an old man?
    A: It isn't hard.
  • Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
    A: Bcoz they are useless without a handle.
  • Skinny = Anorexic<br />
Thick = Obese<br />
Virgin = Too good<br />
Non-virgin = Slut<br />
Friendly = Fake<br />
Quiet = Rude<br />
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    Skinny = Anorexic
    Thick = Obese
    Virgin = Too good
    Non-virgin = Slut
    Friendly = Fake
    Quiet = Rude
    One can never please the society.
  • Q: Why do girls like to date Basketball players?
    A: Bcoz they dribble a lot before shooting.
  • When someone texts you "I miss You" after midnight, it really means "I miss the sex".
  • Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Worse: You're in them.
  • Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
    A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!