|There was this Eskimo girl who spent a night with her boyfriend and the next morning found out that she was six months pregnant.|
|Q: How do you tell an old man?|
A: It isn't hard.
|Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?|
A: Bcoz they are useless without a handle.
|Skinny = Anorexic|
Thick = Obese
Virgin = Too good
Non-virgin = Slut
Friendly = Fake
Quiet = Rude
One can never please the society.
|Q: Why do girls like to date Basketball players?|
A: Bcoz they dribble a lot before shooting.
|When someone texts you "I miss You" after midnight, it really means "I miss the sex".|
|Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.|
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
|Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?|
A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!