• Men look at a woman's behind and go - `Wow! what an ass!`<br />
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
    Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
    Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
  • To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.
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    O: Oil free food.
    R: Ripe fruits.
    G: Grilled vegetables.
    A: All wheat bread
    S: Salt-free food.
    M: Morning Exercise
    What you thought also works!
  • A man is as young as the woman he feels!
    A man is as young as the woman he feels!
  • Perverts can contribute to society.<br/>
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
    Perverts can contribute to society.
    Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
  • For all my 40 + nearing  friends... <br />

There's no reason to fear Menopause! <br />

It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!<br />

The Cock still enjoys!
    For all my 40 + nearing friends...
    There's no reason to fear Menopause!
    It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
    The Cock still enjoys!
  • A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you `I'm drunk and horny` - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying `I'm fucking delicious`!
    A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
  • Men:<br/> 

A species that loves Jack Daniels,<br/> 

Jacking off and Denials!
    Men:
    A species that loves Jack Daniels,
    Jacking off and Denials!
  • 69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
    69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
  • I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
    I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
  • Happiness is like an orgasm.<br />
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
    Happiness is like an orgasm.
    It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!