• Men:<br/> 

A species that loves Jack Daniels,<br/> 

Jacking off and Denials!Upload to Facebook
    Men:
    A species that loves Jack Daniels,
    Jacking off and Denials!
  • 69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!Upload to Facebook
    69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
  • I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!Upload to Facebook
    I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
  • Happiness is like an orgasm.<br />
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!Upload to Facebook
    Happiness is like an orgasm.
    It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
  • Everything happens for a reason,<br />
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!Upload to Facebook
    Everything happens for a reason,
    Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
  • If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!Upload to Facebook
    If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
  • According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.<br />

Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!Upload to Facebook
    According to recent studies, blowjobs are the healthiest breakfast, as it comes with a sausage, 2 nuts and a protein shot.
    Stay healthy girls... suck a dick!
  • WTF:<br />
Apparently there is a word `Sad Masty` which means:<br />

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!Upload to Facebook
    WTF:
    Apparently there is a word "Sad Masty" which means:
    To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant!
  • A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... `I took a Selfie!`Upload to Facebook
    A sentence you will never translate and speak in Hindi... "I took a Selfie!"
  • Guys are always HORNGRY!Upload to Facebook
    Guys are always HORNGRY!
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