|Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"|
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
|To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an ORGASM everyday.|
O: Oil free food.
R: Ripe fruits.
G: Grilled vegetables.
A: All wheat bread
S: Salt-free food.
M: Morning Exercise
What you thought also works!
|A man is as young as the woman he feels!|
|Perverts can contribute to society.|
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk!
|For all my 40 + nearing friends... |
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys!
|A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!|
A species that loves Jack Daniels,
Jacking off and Denials!
|69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!|
|I decided to go for a jog today. As I set off, I heard clapping behind me. Then I realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!|
|Happiness is like an orgasm.|
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!