|I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!|
|If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!|
|Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!|
|Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!|
|What's the ultimate rejection?|
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
|Things we should Learn from dogs:|
What we learn: Their Position!
|Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!|
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
|A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!|
|Red Bull may give one Wings;|
But Whisky surely gives Balls!