• Nobody's ugly after 2 AM!
  • Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!
  • My figure used to be my fame. Now my fame has spread.
  • Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
    Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
  • Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
    Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
  • Some movies are watched even if we know the climax, eg. Porn!
    Some movies are watched even if we know the climax, eg. Porn!
  • A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit.
    A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit.
  • Off late, the 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'!
    Off late, the 'L' in my luck has been replaced with an 'F'!
  • Egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.
  • I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO!
    I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO!
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