• A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee.
  • Good sex can correct poor posture or at least make it stand up straight.
    Good sex can correct poor posture or at least make it stand up straight.
  • Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.
  • Why do they call it a "One Night Stand" when you're horizontal most of the time?
  • You know you're ugly when a nymphomaniac tells you, Let's just be friends.
  • Big cats can be dangerous, and a little pussy never hurt anybody.
    Big cats can be dangerous, and a little pussy never hurt anybody.
  • Every girl is beautiful, just depends on how much light there is.
  • There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time.
    There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time.
  • Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
    Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
  • Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry.
    Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry.
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