• Love doesn't really make the world go round, and it makes the ride worthwhile.
  • Love is like a rug. You can lay me, walk on me, even take me out and beat me.Upload to Facebook
    Love is like a rug. You can lay me, walk on me, even take me out and beat me.
  • Since sex got easier to get, love got harder to find!Upload to Facebook
    Since sex got easier to get, love got harder to find!
  • Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.Upload to Facebook
    Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang.Upload to Facebook
    He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang.
  • Love is a complicated piece of machinery. Sometimes, all you need is a good screw to fix it!Upload to Facebook
    Love is a complicated piece of machinery. Sometimes, all you need is a good screw to fix it!
  • Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.Upload to Facebook
    Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
  • Love never divides it only multiplies.Upload to Facebook
    Love never divides it only multiplies.
  • Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bed spring.
  • Sober: A state of being in which it is nearly impossible for two people to fall in love.