• If women can have PMS, why can't men have ESPN.
  • Sometimes a girl can attract a man by her mind, but more often she can attract him by what she doesn't mind!
  • Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you.Upload to Facebook
    Men are like spray paint. One squeeze and they're all over you.
  • If women are the stronger sex... why don't they rape men?
  • Any man who says that he can see right through a woman is sure missing a lot!
  • Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!Upload to Facebook
    Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
  • Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.Upload to Facebook
    Men are like mini skirts - if you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
  • If men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.
  • Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.Upload to Facebook
    Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are.
  • I hate it when women get so angry on their periods. It's just an ovary action.