| The problem with men is that God gave them a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time |
| If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help |
| Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women |
| Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts |
| There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together |
| All men are terrorists. They attack womens' twin towers and destroy their pentagons! |
| Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ |
| Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip |
| It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman |
| My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...funny, that's what my wife says |