• The problem with men is that God gave them a brain and a penis. But only enough blood to run one at a time
  • If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
  • Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women
  • Squirrel who runs up woman's leg do not find nuts
  • There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - don't and stop, unless they are used together
  • All men are terrorists. They attack womens' twin towers and destroy their pentagons!
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
  • Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip
  • It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman
  • My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...funny, that's what my wife says
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