• I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate.
    I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate.
  • Girlfriends cum and go... but masturbation is forever!
    Girlfriends cum and go... but masturbation is forever!
  • I single handedly figured out sex.
  • Women are like bombs. If they don't blow, they're pointless.
  • The one who hesitates... later masturbates!
  • Mean people suck - nice people swallow!
    Mean people suck - nice people swallow!
  • If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a Taco.
    If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a Taco.
  • He who hesitates, finally masturbates!
  • I had an erection when I woke up this morning... but I beat it single-handedly.
  • Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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