• Boys should tell their trousers that it's rude to point!
  • A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
  • Men who masturbate only screwing self.
  • A Rubik's Cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
  • If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
  • Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.
  • 6.9: Oral sex ruined by a period.
  • Success is like masturbation, only ur own hand can let u acheive it.
  • Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates?
    A: An orgy.
  • Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself.
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