• Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
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  • It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner
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  • Sex is the poor man's polo. --Clifford Odets
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  • Don't do it if you can't keep it up
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  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast
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  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
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  • Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control !!
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  • Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest
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  • I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in
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  • For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
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