|Golf is like sex... experience one good hole and you'll spend a lifetime trying to capture that feeling again!|
|What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?|
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
|Duckworth & Lewis: Screwing South Africa since 1992.|
|Cricket WC 2015:|
Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!
|India-Aussies Test Series:|
Virat Kohli's 169 reflects a perfect balance of personal and professional obligations.
100 for the Team and 69 for Anushka Sharma!
|A ladies four ball is on Golfcourse. After a Tee shot , two balls are found lying very close to each other.|
One of them says "I have never seen two balls so close to each other"
The other says, `Don't be a liar!`
|Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?|
It's because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;
Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!
|How the Brazilians are feeling: Brazil goalkeeper Cesar to Coach Scolari: I am sorry. I should have kept my legs together. Scolari: No son, it's not your fault. Your mother should have!|
|FIFA World Cup 2014:|
Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica and Netherlands are the first 4 teams to go into round of 16. They all have Weed and Prostitution Legalized. So what's the moral of the story?
Dope and Fuck... and you'll have all the luck!
|Pool Table is a cool table... since it teaches us how to play with balls and concentrate on many holes by using only one stick!|