Restricted Shayari

Toota Rehta Ho Pairon Mein Tazad Karb Se;<br/>
Apne Bahar Muskurana, Apne Andar Sochta Ho!
Toota Rehta Ho Pairon Mein Tazad Karb Se;
Apne Bahar Muskurana, Apne Andar Sochta Ho!
Khade Lund Pe Aitbaar Kisko Hai;
Mil Jaaye Choot Toh Inkaar Kisko Hai;
Kuchh Mushkilen Hai Paane Mein, Dost;
Warna Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Yaaro Se Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Hoti;
Zara Gaur Farmien:
Yaaro Se Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Hoti;
Agar Zindagi Mein Na Aati Woh 'Bhen Ki Lodi'!
Mere Aansu Mein Unki Tasveer Basi Hai;
Par Woh Madarchod Kisi Aur Se Fasi Hai;
Dekhna Ek Din Main Uski Kabar Khodunga;
Aur Uski Kabar Ke Upar Uski Saheli Ko Chodunga!
Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!
Chodte Chodte Subah Ho Gyi Lund Mein Pad Gye Chaale;
Choot Fat Ke Gufa Ho Gyi, Wah Re Chodne Wale!
Drink Karo To Ankh Lal;
Mehandi Karo To Hath Lal;
Kiss Karo To Hoth Lal;
Sex Karo To Popat Lal;
Pakde Gaye To Gand Lal;
Aur Bach Gaye To "Jiyo Mere Lal"!
Ghar Se Bahar Woh Nakab Mein Nikli;
Saari Gali Unki Firak Mein Nikli;
Inkar Karti Thi Wo Hamari Mohabbat Se;
Lekin Hamaari Hi Tasveer Unki Bra Se Nikli!
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabain Seenay Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!
Pyaar Karna Hai To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo;
Gaur Se Suno:
Pyaar Karna Hai To To Ghadi Detergent Powder Waali Se Karo; Kyu Ki Woh Kehti Hai, Pehle Istemal Karo Phir Vishwaas Karo!

Quotes

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

Trivia

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Graffiti

If God had wanted us to be ashamed of our nudity, he would have given us bigger hands.