Restricted Shayari

Arz kiya hai:
Main Kyun Karun Rabb Se Yeh Dua;
Ke Aapko Meri Umar Lag Jaye!
Ho Sakta Hai Aaj Aakhri Din Ho Mera;
Aur Aapke Yuhin 'Laudey' Lag Jayein!
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Arey...

Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein!
Kisi Ko Toot Kar Chahne Se Koi Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Use Paane Kee Khwahish Rakhne Se Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Mohabbat Toh Iss Duniya Kee Woh Azeem Cheez Hai;
Jo Kisi Se Ek Baar Ho Jaaye Toh Phir Kisi Aur Se Nahi Hoti!
Dil Mein Basi Hai Bas Abb Ek Hi Hasrat;
Iss Liye Laude Ko Roz Karata Hoon Kasrat;
Aayegi Iss Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar;
Maaronga Choot Din Mein Kayee Kayee Baar!
Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati!
Mere Maula Teri Jannat Se Judaa Lagti Hai;
Meri Dharti Mujhe Masoom Dua Lagti Hai!
Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi!
Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!
Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Yeh Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hai, Ghar-Ghar Mein Chudai Hoti Hai!
Arz Hai:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
Wah! Wah!
Pehle Sun To Le Laude:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
To Fir kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hatho Ko Aaram?

Quotes

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Trivia

Lily Allen, Mark Wahlberg and Carrie Underwood have three nipples.

Graffiti

Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.