Restricted Shayari

Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi!
Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!
Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Yeh Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hai, Ghar-Ghar Mein Chudai Hoti Hai!
Arz Hai:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
Wah! Wah!
Pehle Sun To Le Laude:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
To Fir kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hatho Ko Aaram?
Pyaar Mohabbat Sirf Ek Ajeeb Dhokhaa Hai;
Pakad Ke Thok Do, Yehi Sunehra Moka Hai;
Na Woh Kabhi Kare Virodh, Aggar Lagao Aap Nirodh;
Aur Phir Bhi Kare Inkar To Koshish Karo Fir Ek Baar!
Woh Aaye Hamari Kabar Pe, Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless, Pink Aur Buhut Cute Thi Unki Choot;
Lekin Abb Kya Fayda, Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!
Dekh Ke Teri Fati Salwar;
Uth Gayi Meri Choti Talwar;
Jab Main Karun Uss Talwar Se Var;
Niklegi Uss Se Aisi Ek Patli Dhar;
Jis Se Ban Jayega Apna Parivar!
Aurat Ko Apni Choot Ki Gahrai Pe Aggar Naaz Hai;
Toh Hume Bhi Apne Lund Ki Lambai Pe Fakar He;
Aggar Tumhari Choot Shabnam Ka Shabab Hai;
To Hamaara Lund Bhi Lucknow Ka Nawab Hai!
Ehsaan Kisika Kya Lena, Hum Muth Se Guzara Karte Hein;
Jab Yaad Sanam Ki Aati Hai, Uth Uth Ke Dobara Karte Hein!
Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalane Ke Liye;
Gaur Farmaiye...
Aayi Thi Meri Kabar Pe Diya Jalane Ke Liye;
Rakha Hua Tel Bhi Le Gai, Kisi Aur Se Chudwane Ke Liye!

Quotes

Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.

Trivia

"Transient Global Amnesia" is the technical term for that feeling of a wiped memory after good sex.

Graffiti

Life is sexually transmitted.