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Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:
Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya!
Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:
Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya!
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;
Bhigi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;
Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;
Itni Garmi Mein Koi Kaise Thoke Hasina!
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Hai Pasina;
Bhigi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;
Aab Tumhi Batao Ghalib;
Itni Garmi Mein Koi Kaise Thoke Hasina!
Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!
Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Bhen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye!
Zaara Gaur Farmaiye!
Dilbar Ke Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Boob Daba Diye;
Bhen Ki Lodi Ne Laat Maar Ke Hamaare GOTE Suja Diye!
Lund Ki Aawaz Ko Damdar Kehte Hain;
Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hain!
Fati Choot Ko Bekaar Kehte Hain;
Sirf Chodne Ka Nam Mohabbat Nahi Hota;
Kissi Ki Yaadon Mein Mutth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kehte Hain!
Unki Aankhon Mein Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Unki Aankhon Mein Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Unki Lulli Zip Mein Fasi Hai!
Wah Wah! Wah Wah!
Unki Aankhon Mein Ansu Aur Chehre Par Hasi Hai;
Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Unki Lulli Zip Mein Fasi Hai!
Chand Dekhkar Sitare Bane;
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane!
Aasman Dekhkar Badal Bane;
Nadi Dekhkar Kinare Bane;
Aapke Karname Dekhkar NIRODH Ke Karkhane Bane!
Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Humne;
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!
Woh Hamaari Kabar Pe Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Isi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;
Lekin Ab Kya Fayda Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!
Chalo Isi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless Thi Unki Chikni Choot;
Lekin Ab Kya Fayda Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!
Nipple Se Tapak Raha Pasina;
Bheegi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;
Ab Tumhi Batao "Ghalib, Ke Itni Garmi Mein;
Koi Kaise Chode Ghazab Ki Hasina!
Bheegi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;
Ab Tumhi Batao "Ghalib, Ke Itni Garmi Mein;
Koi Kaise Chode Ghazab Ki Hasina!
Unki Gali Se Guzre To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre,To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa K Boli;
Gaand Faad Doongi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aya!
Unki Gali Se Guzre,To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa K Boli;
Gaand Faad Doongi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aya!
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Quotes
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Trivia
Jonah Falcon, the man with the world's largest penis (13.5inches), has been stopped by TSA agents on numerous occasions. They thought he's carrying a bomb in his pants.
Graffiti
It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.