Restricted Shayari

Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada... Itna Bada...
Woh Aye Mere Khwaab Main, Ehtalam Ho Gya;
Unki Bhi Izzat Bachh Gayee, Mera Bhi Kaam Ho Gya!

Meaning:Ehtalam Ehtalam: Nightfall
Arz kiya hai:
Main Kyun Karun Rabb Se Yeh Dua;
Ke Aapko Meri Umar Lag Jaye!
Ho Sakta Hai Aaj Aakhri Din Ho Mera;
Aur Aapke Yuhin 'Laudey' Lag Jayein!
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Arey...

Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein!
Kisi Ko Toot Kar Chahne Se Koi Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Use Paane Kee Khwahish Rakhne Se Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Mohabbat Toh Iss Duniya Kee Woh Azeem Cheez Hai;
Jo Kisi Se Ek Baar Ho Jaaye Toh Phir Kisi Aur Se Nahi Hoti!
Dil Mein Basi Hai Bas Abb Ek Hi Hasrat;
Iss Liye Laude Ko Roz Karata Hoon Kasrat;
Aayegi Iss Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar;
Maaronga Choot Din Mein Kayee Kayee Baar!
Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati!
Mere Maula Teri Jannat Se Judaa Lagti Hai;
Meri Dharti Mujhe Masoom Dua Lagti Hai!
Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi!
Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!

Quotes

If i were asked for a one-line answer to, 'What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'

Trivia

Some men experience instant feelings of sadness and regret after sex. It is known as "post-coital tristesse".

Graffiti

Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.