Restricted Shayari

Kal Chodne Ki Raat Thi, Sab Ne Kiya Apna Khada;
Kuchh Ne Kaha Mera Bada, Kuchh Ne Kaha Uska Bada;
Hum Bbhi Wahin Maujood They Hum Chup Rahe;
Bass Hans Diye, Jab Hum Ne Kiya Apna Khada!
Sab Ne Kaha: Oye Behenchod, Itna Bada... Itna Bada...
Woh Aye Mere Khwaab Main, Ehtalam Ho Gya;
Unki Bhi Izzat Bachh Gayee, Mera Bhi Kaam Ho Gya!

Meaning:Ehtalam Ehtalam: Nightfall
Arz kiya hai:
Main Kyun Karun Rabb Se Yeh Dua;
Ke Aapko Meri Umar Lag Jaye!
Ho Sakta Hai Aaj Aakhri Din Ho Mera;
Aur Aapke Yuhin 'Laudey' Lag Jayein!
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hai Ki Choot Per Baal Hein;
Arey...

Yeh Toh Laude Ko Fasane Ke Liye Bichhaya Huwa Jaal Hein!
Kisi Ko Toot Kar Chahne Se Koi Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Use Paane Kee Khwahish Rakhne Se Mohabbat Nahi Hoti;
Mohabbat Toh Iss Duniya Kee Woh Azeem Cheez Hai;
Jo Kisi Se Ek Baar Ho Jaaye Toh Phir Kisi Aur Se Nahi Hoti!
Dil Mein Basi Hai Bas Abb Ek Hi Hasrat;
Iss Liye Laude Ko Roz Karata Hoon Kasrat;
Aayegi Iss Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar;
Maaronga Choot Din Mein Kayee Kayee Baar!
Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati!
Mere Maula Teri Jannat Se Judaa Lagti Hai;
Meri Dharti Mujhe Masoom Dua Lagti Hai!
Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi!
Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!

Quotes

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Trivia

Teens, on average, spend about 87 hours a year watching porn online.

Graffiti

Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.