Restricted Shayari

Bra Ki Mehak Churai Nahi Jati;
Panty Ki Jhalak Chhupai Nahi Jati;
Kitni Bhi Chothi Ho GF Ki Mosambi;
Ek Bar Chuus Lo Toh Bhulai Nahi Jati!
Mere Maula Teri Jannat Se Judaa Lagti Hai;
Meri Dharti Mujhe Masoom Dua Lagti Hai!
Dur Kahi Ek Chhoti Si Basti Thi;
Jaha Kahi Ek Randi Basti Thi;
Unki Gaand Mein Itni Masti Thi;
Jitna Daalo Utna Hasti Thi;
Magar Aap Kyon Haste Ho;
Kya Aap Ki Hi Woh Basti Thi!
Zindagi Hai Kya, Ek Armaan Bhosdi Ka;
Aurat Ke Peeche Pagal, Insaan Bhosdi Ka;
Rubber Ka Lund, Plastic Ki Chootein;
Kya Kya Bana Raha Hai Japan Bhosdi Ka!
Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Yeh Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hai, Ghar-Ghar Mein Chudai Hoti Hai!
Arz Hai:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
Wah! Wah!
Pehle Sun To Le Laude:
Har Ek Lund Pe Likha Hai Ek Choot Ka Naam!
To Fir kyun Nahi Dete Ho Hatho Ko Aaram?
Pyaar Mohabbat Sirf Ek Ajeeb Dhokhaa Hai;
Pakad Ke Thok Do, Yehi Sunehra Moka Hai;
Na Woh Kabhi Kare Virodh, Aggar Lagao Aap Nirodh;
Aur Phir Bhi Kare Inkar To Koshish Karo Fir Ek Baar!
Woh Aaye Hamari Kabar Pe, Chal Diye Moot Ke;
Chalo Issi Bahane Darshan Ho Gaye Choot Ke;
Hairless, Pink Aur Buhut Cute Thi Unki Choot;
Lekin Abb Kya Fayda, Jab Hum Ban Gaye Bhoot!
Dekh Ke Teri Fati Salwar;
Uth Gayi Meri Choti Talwar;
Jab Main Karun Uss Talwar Se Var;
Niklegi Uss Se Aisi Ek Patli Dhar;
Jis Se Ban Jayega Apna Parivar!
Aurat Ko Apni Choot Ki Gahrai Pe Aggar Naaz Hai;
Toh Hume Bhi Apne Lund Ki Lambai Pe Fakar He;
Aggar Tumhari Choot Shabnam Ka Shabab Hai;
To Hamaara Lund Bhi Lucknow Ka Nawab Hai!

Quotes

Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.

Trivia

The middle finger originated in Ancient Greece as a symbol for anal intercourse.

Graffiti

He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.