|Pollution less Diwali Manao...|
Ek Pataka Lao aur Saari Raat Bajao.
|Woh Raat Diwali Waali Thi;|
Woh Piya Se Chudne Vali Thi;
Koi Duja Aake Chod Gaya;
Land Ko Lehnge Se Poch Gaya;
Uski Ma Ne Kiya Virodh;
Tu Kaise Chudi Bina Nirodh!
|This Diwali, be careful when wishing people "Hardik Shubhkamnaye" in a text message...|
If wrongly typed or auto corrected, it could be read as:
"Hard Dick Subah Kaam Na Aaye!"
|Things we should Learn from dogs:|
What we learn: Their Position!
|A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.|
In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
The black man asked in anger: What's the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?
|A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!|
|How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?|
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
|Mean but true:|
Why do women have periods?
They deserve them!
|Two eggs boiling in a pan.|
One says, "I've got a huge crack".
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet!"
|What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?|
A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!