|Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha|
Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
|Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!|
|Sex is good, sex is funny;|
Many people fuck for money;
But if you think sex is funny;
Fuck yourself and save your money!
|Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.|
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
Boy: Wow and smart too!
|A man is as young as the woman he feels!|
|Always be patient, even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time!|
|Bachpan Se 2 Hi Cheezein Sabse Zyada Mili Hain Biscuits Aur Dost!|
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost...
|A Pervert's Week:|
|Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys!|
|Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.|
Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!"