|I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porn movie,|
But there are just too many holes in the plot!
|Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer!|
Girl: Ho Geya Kya?
Girl: Bhosdi Ke Itni Jaldi To Meri Shampoo Ki Bottle Se Shampoo Bhi Nahi Niklta!
|Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on, the 1st nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste", & rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway.|
Then the man sits up & the nurses apologies saying they thought he was dead.
The Man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel fuckin great!"
|While the Dupatta can hide a woman's assets,|
The tie is man's way of pointing to where his asset is!
|Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...|
Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye!
|Thought of the day:|
The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't have it. Kindness costs nothing!
|Love is very strong,|
It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears!
|Porn movies should come up with a disclaimer "Please, don't try this alone".|
|Status of a single boy:|
Akela Reh Reh Kar Haath Dukhne Lage Hain Ab Bas Koi Aisi Mil Jaye Jiski Ungli Dukhne Lagi Ho!