|Teacher: What are vowels?|
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
|F**k sexy - can someone bring back intelligence!|
|My neighbour's kid came running to me asking, `Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other."|
Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought that it would be good to be honest. I then described to him everything about marriage and sex.
Kid said okay and ran back to his house. A short while later, he returned, "Uncle, that's called a bunk bed. My parents want to talk to you now!`
|Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?|
Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!
|Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?|
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!
|Two Punjabi Women|
Original Name: Sukhvinder Kaur - Radhe Maa
Original Name: Karenjit Kaur - Sunny Leone
Maze Ki Baat Yeh Hai Ke... Dono Bhagwan Ko Bahut Yaad Karti Hain..
|Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj|
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
|Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"|
"Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!"
|Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.|
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!