Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

How do Pathans practice safe sex?
They mark the camels that kick!
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!
I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'U' in it. But 'quickie' has 'U' and 'I' together!
Sex is like a gas station.
Sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"!
Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!
Agony Aunt: 
Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents? 
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
Agony Aunt:
Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
You know you're forever alone when you take care of your right hand more than any other body part!
Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha, "Meri 3 Dress Bana Dena."
Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho... "Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?"
Remember those childhood days when A, B, C, and D used to be alphabets and not cup sizes?
What's the difference between a man and a woman?
A man always has the same dick between his legs all his life... a woman may not!

Quotes

The degree and kind of a man's sexuality reach up into the ultimate pinnacle of his spirit.

Trivia

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Graffiti

The stronger sex is actually the weaker sex, because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex.