|I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!|
|If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?|
|"Lemme put is this way"|
~ gist of Kamasutra
|What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?|
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
|How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?|
|What is a man's idea of foreplay?|
Half an hour of begging!
|Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...|
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
|Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?|
Girl: Because there is no time!
|Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!|
|Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?|
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!