• Boy: Will You Marry Me?
    Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
    Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
  • Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
    Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
    Pappu: Mutthh
    Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
  • Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse?
    In his defence, he claimed it was a stable relationship!
  • Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny.
    If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
  • Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
  • Do you sleep on your stomach?
    Can I?
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.
  • Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
    More leg-room!
  • Heights of WhatsApp smileys...
    Girl: 🌙🔨👣🐓🌂👣
    Guy: Ab Ye Kya Hai?
    Girl: Raat Ko Thokne Aaoge Toh Cock Pe Chattri Laga Ke Aana!