Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

What doesn't belong in this list:
1. Meat
2. Eggs
3. Wife
4. Blowjob
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife; but you can't beat a blowjob!
Dear Sexscriber,
Your sex balance is low, your account will be put into virginity mode. Please re-fuck as soon as possible to keep your account active.
* Condoms Apply!
Wife: Whenever I sing classical why do you go and stand in the balcony.
Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully!
A little tingling touch, a little of your taste;
A love talk, a few drinks shared and we mate;
The we cum together holding each other's waist;
And let the feeling linger, till we have another date!
A Great Lover's Wisdom:
"I can't marry you but I love you!"

Actual Meaning:
Behan Ki Laudi, Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon!
If a girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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"ASS EFFECT"!
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and she leaves!
Viagra is the only pill that gets standing ovation by the organ that uses it!
Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool? 
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
Flirting is like having sex with your clothes on!

Quotes

I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.

Trivia

Some men experience instant feelings of sadness and regret after sex. It is known as "post-coital tristesse".

Graffiti

Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!