|Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.|
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
|Remove negativity from your mind.|
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
|Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,|
"I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth."
|A smile to put you on high,|
A kiss to set your soul alright,
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
|You're too hot. Let me blow you!|
|Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.|
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
|A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!|
|You can be a Doctor and Save lives;|
You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;
Remain a Fucker and create Lives!
|Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.|
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
|She: You like Veg or Non-veg? |
She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?