|Too many assholes,|
Not enough bullets!
|Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;|
a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!
After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.
Media: Why Lulli?
Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!
|Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!|
Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.
Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!
|Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!|
|Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.|
Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!
Thanks for not using a condom.
|Don't forget to thank your father for bringing you into this world.|
Your mother was probably tired and not in the mood!
|A happy day to all fathers.|
The real Mother-Fuckers!
|Sex Life and Coca-Cola|
Two old friends meet after many years. They talk about their past life. One asks the other, "And how's your sex life?"
The other replied, "Same as Coca-Cola!"
The first asked, "Oh great! Full of vubbles, eh?"
The second replied, "Nothing like that... before it was 'Normal' then it became 'Light' and now it is 'Zero'!"