• After all the shit that went between them, they are still together.
    Who?
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    Bums!
  • A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.
    The doctor described his condition as stable!
  • A guy & his wife both made a list of 5 people they're allowed to sleep with if they ever got the opportunity.
    She picked Brad Pitt, Hrithik Roshan, Chris Hemsworth, Ranbir Kapoor and Ranveer Singh.
    He just picked her sister, her cousin, her best friend, their next-door neighbour and their son's third-grade teacher.
    Men are simple like that....they set achievable goals!
  • Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!
    Sex and the smell of freshly baked bread is God's way of apologizing for everything else!
  • Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!
    Whoever made the phrase 'Bheegi Billi' didn't have a strong knowledge of the English language!
  • My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night. <br/>
‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
    My Girlfriend and I did it in bed for 2 hours last night.
    ‪But we still didn't finish the argument!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
    What did I learn today?
    Optimism isn't making lemonade from life's lemons. It's being 97 yrs old and still buying 50 condoms at a time!
  • One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!
    One who forwards a propaganda is a ProperGandu!
  • If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
    If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
  • Clinton got a free blowjob.<br/>
Trump paid $130,000. Now tell me who is the better businessman?
    Clinton got a free blowjob.
    Trump paid $130,000. Now tell me who is the better businessman?