• Son: Dad how was I born?
    Dad: It's a long story.
    Son: Tell me I wanna hear it.
    Dad: Once upon a time, it was a cold night and all the pharmacies were closed.
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
  • I have heard of a couple, both husband and wife were Generals in the Army. They used to make love once a year and called it...
    'ANNUAL GENERAL BODY MEETING'!
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  • "Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi..."
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    A guy playing Kabaddi with a girl!
  • Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
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    Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
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When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
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    'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
    When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
    But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
  • A 2 year old spits water on floor.
    Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
    Husband raises his eyebrows
    Wife: You shut up!
  • Teacher catches Pappu for copying:<br/>
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.<br/>
Pappu: Nice Boobs!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
    Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
    Pappu: Nice Boobs!
  • Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.<br/>
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
    Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
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