• Today our maid came home just as I finished having a bath and she looks at me and says, "Kya Banana hai Sahab"
    I didn't know if it was a compliment or a question!
  • I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago...
    He said, "You may now kiss the bride"!
  • Some bloody thought:
    Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because, Uski Biwi Sirf...
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    'Hila-ry' Thi
  • A man's shirt on the naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress!
  • DUREX are bringing out an extra "sensitive" condom.
    After sex, it stays around and talks to the woman!
  • If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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    If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
  • Girl: Baba Aashirwad Do Ki Mere Boobs Bade Ho Jayein.
    Baba: Tathastu.
    Girl: And what about my ass?
    Baba: ThatAsstoo!
  • Two ladies were talking;
    Lady 1: Where are you going?
    Lady 2: I am going to watch Fan in theatre, with my husband and you?
    Lady 1: I am going for holidays with my husband. Wahan Bhi Din Raat Fan Hi Dekhna Hai!
  • I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porn movie,
    But there are just too many holes in the plot!
  • Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer!
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