• Men are like shoelaces...<br/>
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
    Men are like shoelaces...
    They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
  • Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
    Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!
  • Aurgasm:<br/>
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
    Aurgasm:
    A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
  • Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.<br/>
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
    Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
    It has a lot of support, but no cup!
  • If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.<br/>
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
    If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
    If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
  • Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
    Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
  • Which person is completely opposite of Putin?<br/>
Nadal!
    Which person is completely opposite of Putin?
    Nadal!
  • Divorce Petition:<br/>

Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?<br/>
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
    Divorce Petition:
    Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
    Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
  • 'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.<br/>
Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
    'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.
    Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
  • A lesson from Thai Cave:<br/>
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
    A lesson from Thai Cave:
    When you see a hole, don't simply go in!