• Straight men really need to start appreciating gay men... not only do they leave more women for them, they actually take out another dude from the game!
    Straight men really need to start appreciating gay men... not only do they leave more women for them, they actually take out another dude from the game!
    Gay
  • There once was a farm girl named Mabel<br/>
Who at milking was not very able.<br/>
To get over her fright,<br/>
She practised at night<br/>
With sausages under the table!
    There once was a farm girl named Mabel
    Who at milking was not very able.
    To get over her fright,
    She practised at night
    With sausages under the table!
  • Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?<br/>
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
    Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
    Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
  • A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,<br/>
In a state of constant euphoria,<br/>
Enjoyed having fun,<br/>
With a whore or a nun,<br/>
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
    A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,
    In a state of constant euphoria,
    Enjoyed having fun,
    With a whore or a nun,
    While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
  • A woman went to a doctor and told him, `Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.`<br/>
Doctor: What are you taking for it?<br/>
Woman: Pepper!
    A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
    Doctor: What are you taking for it?
    Woman: Pepper!
  • Rajesh: Hi Reema.<br/>
Reema: Hi Rajes.<br/>
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.<br/>
Reema: What difference does a single H make?<br/>
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, `Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
    Rajesh: Hi Reema.
    Reema: Hi Rajes.
    Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
    Reema: What difference does a single H make?
    Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
  • Husband is praying before going to bed.<br/>
Wife: What are you praying for?<br/>
Husband: For guidance.<br/>
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
    Husband is praying before going to bed.
    Wife: What are you praying for?
    Husband: For guidance.
    Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
  • A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, `Bring me a beer.`<br/>
The bartender then asks, `Anheuser-Busch?`<br/>
To which she replies, `Fine thanks, and how's your cock?`
    A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
    The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
    To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
  • What is the definition of making love?<br/>
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
    What is the definition of making love?
    Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
  • Husband: Want a quickie?<br/>
Wife: As opposed to what?
    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?
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