• What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?<br/>
Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!Upload to Facebook
    What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?
    Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!
  • Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho!<br/>
Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!<br/>
Boy: Matlab?<br/>
Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho!
    Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!
    Boy: Matlab?
    Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune!
  • If one has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
  • Naukrani Sex Ke Time: Sahab, Anand Aa Raha Hai.
    Sahib Tez Karne Laga
    Naukrani: Saaaahab Aaaaaahhnand Aaaaaah Raaaahahh Hai.
    Sahib Aur Tez Karne Laga.
    Anand: Papa, Main Aa Geya!
  • Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and  there is no way to win...<br/>
Start playing with your boobs!Upload to Facebook
    Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...
    Start playing with your boobs!
  • Girl to Boyfriend: Baby, I'm so wet right now.
    Boyfriend: Arre, Bukhar aa Jayega. Ponch Lo Acchi Tarah Se.
    Girl: Tu Na, Virgin hi Marega, Chutiye!
  • Guys are always HORNGRY!Upload to Facebook
    Guys are always HORNGRY!
  • I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!
  • Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!Upload to Facebook
    Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!
  • Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!Upload to Facebook
    Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
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