Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

Height of Trust:
Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job!
Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.
And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!
Making Love:
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her!
How do Pathans practice safe sex?
They mark the camels that kick!
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't care if you have one!
I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'U' in it. But 'quickie' has 'U' and 'I' together!
Sex is like a gas station.
Sometimes you get full service;
Sometimes you gotta ask for service;
And sometimes you have to be happy with "self service"!
Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night. 
Banta: Wow! Then what happened? 
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!
Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!
Agony Aunt: 
Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents? 
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!
Agony Aunt:
Girl: I'm 19 and I'm pregnant. How do I tell my parents?
Amazing reply: if you can open your legs then why not your mouth!

Quotes

But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

Trivia

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Graffiti

The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.