Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss!
Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down!
Things that get fucked almost everyday. 
1. Life 
2. Prostitutes 
3. Logic
Things that get fucked almost everyday.
1. Life
2. Prostitutes
3. Logic
Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a  single stick!
Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a single stick!
Correct communication is so important.
A woman to a man during sex, "Keep it up"!
The man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!
Height of Trust:
Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job!
Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there. 
And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
Weekends are like orgasms... it takes a whole week of foreplay to reach there.
And when you get there, it's all over in no time!
They have made a new drug for depressed lesbians. And they named it... Trycoxagain!
Making Love:
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her!

Quotes

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

Trivia

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Graffiti

The key to safe sex is in the palm of your hand.