• The weather is behaving like some Indian Women. Hot... but refusing to get Wet!
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!Upload to Facebook
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
  • Sex is like Maths.<br />

Add the bed;<br />
Subtract the clothes;<br />
Divide the legs;<br />
And pray to God, you don't multiply!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is like Maths.
    Add the bed;
    Subtract the clothes;
    Divide the legs;
    And pray to God, you don't multiply!
  • Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.<BR>
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!Upload to Facebook
    Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
    Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
  • Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
    Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
    Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
  • Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega` is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
  • Sex is good, sex is funny;<BR>

Many people fuck for money;<BR>

But if you think sex is funny;<BR>

Fuck yourself and save your money!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is good, sex is funny;
    Many people fuck for money;
    But if you think sex is funny;
    Fuck yourself and save your money!
  • Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.<br />
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?<br />
Boy: Wow and smart too!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
    Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
    Boy: Wow and smart too!
  • A man is as young as the woman he feels!Upload to Facebook
    A man is as young as the woman he feels!
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