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What do guys usually say after Sex?
I Love You? Wrong!
That was great? Wrong again!
I Loved it? Wrong Again!
The Answer is:
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Oh! Where are my fucking clothes!
Gynaecologist: A person who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure!
Gynaecologist: A person who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure!
How is a condom like a photograph?
They both capture that special moment!
My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later!
The Changing Times:
1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!
Don(o) Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi... Namumkeen Hai!
~ Pamela Anderson
Wife: Jaanu Yeh 'BC' Kya Hota Hai? 
Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute! 
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na? 
Hubby: Hadddd Se Bhi Jyada!
Wife: Jaanu Yeh 'BC' Kya Hota Hai?
Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute!
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na?
Hubby: Hadddd Se Bhi Jyada!
Ques: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
Ans: By the chipped tooth.
Red Bull may give you wings;
But Whisky gives you balls!
Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.<br/>
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?<br/>
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!
Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!

Quotes

Will work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it.


Trivia

The middle finger originated in Ancient Greece as a symbol for anal intercourse.

Graffiti

He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.