Pollution less Diwali Manao...
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Ek Pataka Lao aur Saari Raat Bajao.
Shubh Deepawali!
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Woh Raat Diwali Waali Thi;
Woh Piya Se Chudne Vali Thi;
Koi Duja Aake Chod Gaya;
Land Ko Lehnge Se Poch Gaya;
Uski Ma Ne Kiya Virodh;
Tu Kaise Chudi Bina Nirodh!
Shubh Diwali!
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This Diwali, be careful when wishing people "Hardik Shubhkamnaye" in a text message...
If wrongly typed or auto corrected, it could be read as:
"Hard Dick Subah Kaam Na Aaye!"
Happy Diwali!
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Things we should Learn from dogs:
Love
Trust
Loyalty
Affection
Compassion
Etc..

What we learn: Their Position!
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A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.
In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
The black man asked in anger: What's the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?
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A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details!
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How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
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Mean but true:
Why do women have periods?
They deserve them!
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Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says, "I've got a huge crack".
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet!"
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What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!
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