Why do we have orgasms? So that we know as to when to stop having sex!

Which movie can be enjoyed even when the volume is MUTED?
Think?

Again dirty thinking?



It's Mr Beans!

You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same!

Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila - Majnu, Heer - Ranjha, Sohni - Mahiwal, Romeo - Juliet and even Shirin - Farhad; but only Akbar - Birbal!

Roses are red, nuts are round;
Skirts are up, panties are down;
Belly to belly, skin to skin;
When it's stiff, stick it in!

Why do women wear lipstick? So that short-sighted men have a target to aim at!

If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!

Women's Boxing - the only sport where the fighters are are probably bleeding before the fight.

Relationships are only of 2 types:
Senti types
and
Panty types!

Difference between an ATM and an ITEM:
You put it inside and take out money, that's ATM;
And you give money and then put it inside, that's ITEM!

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