Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later!
The Changing Times:
1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!
Don(o) Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi... Namumkeen Hai!
~ Pamela Anderson
Wife: Jaanu Yeh 'BC' Kya Hota Hai? 
Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute! 
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na? 
Hubby: Hadddd Se Bhi Jyada!
Wife: Jaanu Yeh 'BC' Kya Hota Hai?
Hubby: Jaanu Bc Means Bahut Cute!
Wife: Toh Jaanu Main 'BC' Hun Na?
Hubby: Hadddd Se Bhi Jyada!
Ques: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
Ans: By the chipped tooth.
Red Bull may give you wings;
But Whisky gives you balls!
Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.<br/>
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?<br/>
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!
Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!
It's not that i'm always horny. it's just that you always look so faceable!
Difference and Similarity between VAGINA & COFFIN?
You CUM in one and GO in the other!
And you certainly got to be STIFF to get into either of them!
An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dildo can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dildo buy the next round of drinks!"

Quotes

Chastity - the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.

Trivia

The middle finger originated in Ancient Greece as a symbol for anal intercourse.

Graffiti

Life is sexually transmitted.