• English sext: I am wet, I want you.
    Hindi sext: Yaad Piya Ki Aane Lagi, Haaye Bheegi Bheegi Raaton Mein!
  • Whenever I see a girl with a good pair of Bums passing by...
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    Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai!
  • Looks aren't everything... I agree!
    But One can't masturbate over someone's Nature!
  • The science of staring at women's boobs and guessing their size is known as...
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    Stastis tits!
  • My wife says I am an animal in bed...
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    More specifically a cat, I can sleep for 22 hours a day!
  • A male Gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who is always busy repairing other people's Cars!
  • Boobs
    The proof that men can pay attention to two things at once!
  • The neurological impact of the word "SALE" on a female's brain is similar to what the word "BOOB" has on a male's brain.
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    "GRAB IT"!
  • I had to give up jogging, as it almost killed me. My thighs kept rubbing together and set my fanny on fire!
  • Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole!
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