|Why is life like a penis?|
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
|If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?|
Divorce proceedings, most likely!
|Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nai Hai. Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.|
Boy (shocked): Abhi To Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Lauta Hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya!
|Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?|
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
|CHUTIA: The term used to describe a person whose realities of life are different than yours!|
|If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of|
"Buy One Get One Free"!
|Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!|
|How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?|
It's not hard!
|Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?|
Neither is any fun if you don't get it!
|What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?|