Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

A girl was getting raped. She threatened to call the cops.
The rapist said, "OK, go ahead. Let's see who cums first!"
Sex is like your salary.
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You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you do!
Jeevan Mein Kya Lekar Aaye They aur Kya Lekar Jayeinge!
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KAAJU Jaisa Laye They aur KELE Jaisa Lekar Jana Hai.
Toh Mauj Karo aur Kapde Utaar Kar Roj karo!
Scientists are working on a Viagra for women.<br/>

What a waste of time? It's been around for years, it's called money!
Scientists are working on a Viagra for women.
What a waste of time? It's been around for years, it's called money!
Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?<br/>
Santa: To avoid such questions!
Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions!
When I talk about big cups...
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I usually don't refer to coffee!
Cell Phone has replaced Penis as the most popular handheld device!
Pehle "Mary Kom" movie ka Title bhi "Bhag Milka Bhag" ki Tarah hi Rakha tha.
Par jab unhone Title ko Dobara Pada to Fir to Badalna hi Pada:
"Maar Mary Maar`!
Ultimate Confusion:
She texts: To fir Chod de na Mujhe, aaj hi!
And now he is totally confused... exactly, Karna Kya hai?
Who says women are bad drivers? They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy!

Quotes

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Trivia

The average sex session lasts between 5 and 7 minutes.

Graffiti

Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.