• Teacher: What are vowels?
    Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
  • F**k sexy - can someone bring back intelligence!
  • My neighbour's kid came running to me asking, `Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other."

    Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought that it would be good to be honest. I then described to him everything about marriage and sex.

    Kid said okay and ran back to his house. A short while later, he returned, "Uncle, that's called a bunk bed. My parents want to talk to you now!`
  • Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?
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    Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'!
  • Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?<br/>
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?<br/>
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
    Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
    Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
    Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!
  • <b>Two Punjabi Women</b><br/>

Original Name: Sukhvinder Kaur - Radhe Maa<br/>

Original Name: Karenjit Kaur -  Sunny Leone<br/>

Maze Ki Baat Yeh Hai Ke... Dono Bhagwan Ko Bahut Yaad Karti Hain..Upload to Facebook
    Two Punjabi Women
    Original Name: Sukhvinder Kaur - Radhe Maa
    Original Name: Karenjit Kaur - Sunny Leone
    Maze Ki Baat Yeh Hai Ke... Dono Bhagwan Ko Bahut Yaad Karti Hain..
  • Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj<br/>
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si<br/>
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si<br/>
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
    Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
    Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
    Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La!
  • Her friend said, "You're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why is this dentist THE man for you?"
    "Because," she explained "he is the first man that ever said to me 'SPIT, don't SWALLOW'!"
  • Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.<br/>
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya<br/>
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.Upload to Facebook
    Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
    Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
    'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'.
  • #PornBan:<br />
Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!Upload to Facebook
    #PornBan:
    Sunny Leone: I knew it before hand. That's why I left this industry!
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