|Men are like shoelaces...|
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
|Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts!|
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
|Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.|
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
|If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.|
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
|Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!|
|Which person is completely opposite of Putin?|
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
|'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.|
Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
|A lesson from Thai Cave:|
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!