|Today our maid came home just as I finished having a bath and she looks at me and says, "Kya Banana hai Sahab"|
I didn't know if it was a compliment or a question!
|I got fucked by a priest 15 years ago...|
He said, "You may now kiss the bride"!
|Some bloody thought:|
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because, Uski Biwi Sirf...
|A man's shirt on the naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress!|
|DUREX are bringing out an extra "sensitive" condom.|
After sex, it stays around and talks to the woman!
|If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?|
|Girl: Baba Aashirwad Do Ki Mere Boobs Bade Ho Jayein.|
Girl: And what about my ass?
|Two ladies were talking;|
Lady 1: Where are you going?
Lady 2: I am going to watch Fan in theatre, with my husband and you?
Lady 1: I am going for holidays with my husband. Wahan Bhi Din Raat Fan Hi Dekhna Hai!
|I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porn movie,|
But there are just too many holes in the plot!
|Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer!|