|While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl|
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
|A good reminder!|
As we get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky...
And Monica blew it!
|Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;|
Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
|Masturbation is a form of stress relief.|
So go fuck yourself and calm down!
|Too many assholes,|
Not enough bullets!
|Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;|
a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!
After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.
Media: Why Lulli?
Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!
|Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!|
Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.
Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!
|Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!|
|Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.|
Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!