• Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.
    Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
    Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
    Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
  • 1st Girl: What's the spelling of PENIS?
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    2nd Girl: Oh My God! It is so easy. But exactly Yaad Nahi Aa Raha... Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Mere Munh Mein Tha!
  • After 25 years....
    I was chatting with my classmate - my childhood crush online.
    She asked me, "Why I was typing so slow? And I said "Because my other hand isn't free."
    She is not replying anymore.
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    Lesson learnt - Never smoke while texting!
  • Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
    Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
  • A South Indian friend just texted me - "Dude! I just proposed to a girl. She replied, 'Bhenchod'. What does it mean?"
    Me: It means, she is from Delhi!
  • Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.<br/>
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.<br/>
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
    Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
    Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
  • To all my ex's, you can block my Facebook, delete my number but you can never unsuck my cock!Upload to Facebook
    To all my ex's, you can block my Facebook, delete my number but you can never unsuck my cock!
  • A naked CEO looks in the mirror and says to his wife, `Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself?`<br/>

Wife says, `Because even your cock thinks you're a CHOOT!`Upload to Facebook
    A naked CEO looks in the mirror and says to his wife, "Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself?"
    Wife says, "Because even your cock thinks you're a CHOOT!"
  • Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please.
Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
  • Why is a bra just like a parachute? 
Because it serves you best when openUpload to Facebook
    Why is a bra just like a parachute? Because it serves you best when open
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