Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
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How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
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What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
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Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
Girl: Behen ke Laude!
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Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?
Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!
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Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
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If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it!
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Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case, you miss!
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