|Pappu goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"|
Teacher smiles and says, "Wow, Pappu, that's a mouthful."
Pappu: No, Teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob!
|Pathan and Sindhi got into a heated argument.|
While arguing, Sindhi shouted, "Kiss My Ass!"
Pathan: This is not the time to be romantic!
|Your best friend has three girlfriends.|
Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me.
All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
Three days ago Doe kisses him.
Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex.
Yesterday, who sucks his Dick?
|A girl was getting raped. She threatened to call the cops.|
The rapist said, "OK, go ahead. Let's see who cums first!"
|Sex is like your salary.|
You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you do!