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Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.<br/>
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?<br/>
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!
Mickey said to Minnie: I want divorce from you.
Minnie: Are you fucking crazy?
Mickey: No I'm fucking Daisy!
It's not that i'm always horny. it's just that you always look so faceable!
Difference and Similarity between VAGINA & COFFIN?
You CUM in one and GO in the other!
And you certainly got to be STIFF to get into either of them!
An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dildo can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dildo buy the next round of drinks!"
A princess meets a talking frog.
Princess: "Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?"
Frog: "Babes, that was my grandfather's time...I need a blow job!"
Advise to Girls:<br/>
Do not play with stray dogs, you may get rabies;<br/>
And do not play with smart boys, you may get babies!
Advise to Girls:
Do not play with stray dogs, you may get rabies;
And do not play with smart boys, you may get babies!
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall.
Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?"
She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in!"
When you don't know whether to love or hate;
When you are in a totally confused state;
Don't feel bad and don't even debate;
Just close the door, sit alone and
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MASTURBATE!
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight!
You're my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-fearing, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful friend.
In short, you're my...
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F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend!

Quotes

Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval.

Trivia

"Transient Global Amnesia" is the technical term for that feeling of a wiped memory after good sex.

Graffiti

He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.