• While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl
    Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
    Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
  • A good reminder!
    As we get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
    The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky...
    And Monica blew it!
  • Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;
    Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
  • Masturbation is a form of stress relief.
    So go fuck yourself and calm down!
  • Too many assholes,<br/>
Not enough bullets!Upload to Facebook
    Too many assholes,
    Not enough bullets!
  • Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;<br/>
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a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;
    But sometimes...
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    a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!
  • Breaking News:<br/>

After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.<br/>

Media: Why Lulli?<br/>

Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!  Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.
    Media: Why Lulli?
    Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!
  • Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!<br/>
Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.<br/>
Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!
    Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.
    Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!
  • Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!
  • Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.<br/>

Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.
    Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!
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