|Straight men really need to start appreciating gay men... not only do they leave more women for them, they actually take out another dude from the game!|
|There once was a farm girl named Mabel|
Who at milking was not very able.
To get over her fright,
She practised at night
With sausages under the table!
|Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?|
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
|A lecherous Bishop of Peoria,|
In a state of constant euphoria,
Enjoyed having fun,
With a whore or a nun,
While chanting the Sanctus and Gloria!
|A woman went to a doctor and told him, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."|
Doctor: What are you taking for it?
|Rajesh: Hi Reema.|
Reema: Hi Rajes.
Rajesh: It's not Rajes it's Rajesh, it has an extra H in it.
Reema: What difference does a single H make?
Rajesh grabs her waist, pulls her closer and asks, "Ab Bataa, Chhodu ya Chodu?
|Husband is praying before going to bed.|
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
|A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."|
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
|What is the definition of making love?|
Something a woman does while a guy is shagging her!
|Husband: Want a quickie?|
Wife: As opposed to what?