|Birth Control Pills should be for Men.|
It makes much more sense to unload a Gun than to shoot at a Bulletproof Vest.
|From 'buying balloon from gubbarewala' to 'buying balloon from chemist', we all grew up, too much.|
Happy Children's Day
|No one has steadier hands than a man shaving his balls!|
A woman's breasts are never the exact same size.
Once your face is buried in them, who fucking cares!
|Behind every great woman is her bum.|
|Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?|
Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
|Aaj Ka Gyan:|
Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata
Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega!
|Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.|
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
|A New Perspective.
If you have slept with more than 5 women, you have no right to call your organ a "Private Part"!
It is now a UNIVERSAL CHARGER!
|Boy: I love you|
Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha
Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai
Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free!