• Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?Upload to Facebook
    Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
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When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
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But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!Upload to Facebook
    'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
    When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
    But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
  • A 2 year old spits water on floor.
    Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
    Husband raises his eyebrows
    Wife: You shut up!
  • Teacher catches Pappu for copying:<br/>
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.<br/>
Pappu: Nice Boobs!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
    Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
    Pappu: Nice Boobs!
  • Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.<br/>
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
    Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
  • The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick
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her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.Upload to Facebook
    The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because...
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    her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
  • I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public,
because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!<br/>Upload to Facebook
    I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!
  • A push up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it and it's half empty.
  • Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:

 'Man seeks woman to date.'


<br/>He was asked: `Do you want to insert it today?`

<br/>Santa: `Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?Upload to Facebook
    Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying: 'Man seeks woman to date.'
    He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
    Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
  • Girls have invisible dicks,
    Thats how they fuck your lives!
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