|Girlfriend: Yeh Purse Pakdo Main Abhi Aayi.|
Pappu Ne Purse Khola Usme Se Rubber Ka Lun Nikla.
Girlfriend Wapas Aakar: Purse Khola To Nahi?
Pappu: Na Ji Na, Main Khol Ke Lun Lena!
|1st Girl: What's the spelling of PENIS?|
2nd Girl: Oh My God! It is so easy. But exactly Yaad Nahi Aa Raha... Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Mere Munh Mein Tha!
|After 25 years....|
I was chatting with my classmate - my childhood crush online.
She asked me, "Why I was typing so slow? And I said "Because my other hand isn't free."
She is not replying anymore.
Lesson learnt - Never smoke while texting!
|Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"|
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!"
|A South Indian friend just texted me - "Dude! I just proposed to a girl. She replied, 'Bhenchod'. What does it mean?"|
Me: It means, she is from Delhi!
|Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.|
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
|To all my ex's, you can block my Facebook, delete my number but you can never unsuck my cock!|
|A naked CEO looks in the mirror and says to his wife, "Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself?"|
Wife says, "Because even your cock thinks you're a CHOOT!"
|Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!|
|Why is a bra just like a parachute? Because it serves you best when open|