|Son: Dad how was I born?|
Dad: It's a long story.
Son: Tell me I wanna hear it.
Dad: Once upon a time, it was a cold night and all the pharmacies were closed.
|Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."|
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
|I have heard of a couple, both husband and wife were Generals in the Army. They used to make love once a year and called it...|
'ANNUAL GENERAL BODY MEETING'!
Humare Yahan Valentine's Week Pe Kamra Kiraye Pe Milta Hai!
|"Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi..."|
A guy playing Kabaddi with a girl!
|Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?|
|'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
|A 2 year old spits water on floor.|
Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
Husband raises his eyebrows
Wife: You shut up!
|Teacher catches Pappu for copying:|
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs!
|Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.|
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!