Pretty girl to Pappu who's wearing blue swimming trunks, "Hey, did you know your eyes match your trunks?"
Pappu: Why? Are my eyes bulging?

Pinky: Mom!
Jeeto: Yes, my girl.
Pinky: What's better? To pass or to fail?
Jeeto: To pass, obviously!
Pinky: Oh good. You will be proud of me. I passed my pregnancy test!

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!

A tie is men's equivalent attire to women's dupatta (veil).
While a dupatta can hide a woman's assets, the tie is man's way of pointing to where their asset is!

Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his own fingers, palm and hand.
Banta: Why this madness?
Santa: Oye, this is foreplay before masturbation!

7 nude men were standing in a row facing one nude sexy babe.
Seeing them a guy asked, "Are you all advertising for a condom?"
The men replied, "No, it's for 7 UP!

Santa: What is the difference between "Making Love" and Fucking?
Banta: Something a women does while a guy is fucking her!

Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!

According to researchers,74% of women enjoy performing oral sex on their partners.
After reading the above, all men would feel that they are stuck with the other 26%!

Importance of Correct Communication:
When a woman tells a man during sex, "Keep it up"! Man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!

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