|Husband asks is angry wife for sex. |
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!
|Just how deep is the average vagina actually?|
Deep enough for a man to lose his house, his car,his dog and half of all his savings and assets!
|Did you hear about the truck loaded with Viagra got stolen?|
They don't know who did it, but they are looking for a bunch of hardened criminals!
|A man went to a garment shop to buy a bra for his wife.|
The salesgirl asked, "Sir, you want Capitalistic, Socialistic or Democratic bra?"
The man, as any husbands only knew to unhook, nothing more, so he asked, "What are they?"
Sales girl: Sir... Capitalistic suppresses the masses.
Socialistic uplifts the downtrodden.
Democratic makes mountains out of molehills!
|Lyrics of "Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai" might have been written while masturbating!|
|A doctor had a fight with his wife.|
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
|Men like Women's Bodies & Women like Men's Brains and they Both end up Fucking what they Like!|
|How do you make your wife scream while having sex?|
Call her and tell her!
|Kisi Haraami Ko Pucha Geya: What is Masturbation?|
Woh Bola: Apne Hi Land Ko Chutiya Banana!
Boyfriend: Behnchod, Ab Ye Kya Hai?
Girlfriend: Raat Ko Thokne Aaoge Na?