• Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? <br/>

Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.<br/>
Boy: Aaj Shaam ko Dogi Kya?<br/>
Girl: Haan Le Lena Par Yeh Toh Batao, Car ke Baare Mein Kyon Puchh Rahe Ho?
    Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
    Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
    Boy: Aaj Shaam ko Dogi Kya?
    Girl: Haan Le Lena Par Yeh Toh Batao, Car ke Baare Mein Kyon Puchh Rahe Ho?
  • A ladies four ball is on Golfcourse. After a Tee shot , two balls are found lying very close to each other.
    One of them says "I have never seen two balls so close to each other"
    The other says, `Don't be a liar!`
  • It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
    Punjabi: I wish that was my neighbour's ass.
    Sindhi: I wish that was my sister-in-law's ass.
    Pathan: I wish it was dark!
  • Choti Choti Cheez Insaan Ko Kitni Kushi De Deti Hain
    Jaise
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    'Choot' Hi Lelo!
  • Who says women are bad drivers?
    They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy!
  • The sheer problem faced by me because of my immense love for you is that every time I miss you, I don't have enough strength and thus can't...
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    wank!
  • Sex is performed by:<br />
Wives for duty;<br />
Harlots for money;<br />
Virgins for curiosity;<br />
Widows for old times;<br />
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
    Sex is performed by:
    Wives for duty;
    Harlots for money;
    Virgins for curiosity;
    Widows for old times;
    But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
  • Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a
boy to his girlfriend after breakup:<br />
Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do!
    Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend after breakup:
    Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do!
  • Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
    Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
  • My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... we achieve simultaneous headaches!
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