Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
|Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.|
Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
Bra size 26: 4 notes
28-32: 6-8 notes
34-36: 10-15 notes
36-40: 25-35 notes
Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
Service tax applicable as per norms!
|Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!|
|If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!|
|Trump was like porn. Everybody liked and watched but nobody admitted in pre-polls!|
|Ek Sunar Ki Biwi Ko 101 Ladkiyan Thi. Media Wale Unke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.|
Reporter: Behen Kya Ye 101 Ladkiyan Aap Ki Hain? Aurat: Nahi, 100 Sunar Ki 1 Lohar Ki!
|Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.|
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
|A girl, in half a second, will look at your watch, your shoes, your ring fingers and make a decision...|
while you're still looking at her boobs!
It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money.|
If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes.
And if your privates are itching....
Don't fool yourself that you will travel to Bangkok.
Go see a Doctor!
|As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole... I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me.|
"I really need a new fucking boat" I thought to myself!