Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Give it a nipple!
Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common? They keep in touch with several holes!
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river but gets its paws wet. Then it sees a bigger one but falls in!

MORAL OF THE STORY:
The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!
Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu. 
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss!
Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down!
Things that get fucked almost everyday. 
1. Life 
2. Prostitutes 
3. Logic
Things that get fucked almost everyday.
1. Life
2. Prostitutes
3. Logic
Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a  single stick!
Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a single stick!
Correct communication is so important.
A woman to a man during sex, "Keep it up"!
The man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!
Height of Trust:
Two cannibals giving each other a blow-job!

Quotes

But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

Trivia

Because of the natural hormones released while a woman is ovulating, her boobs are most symmetrical between the 14th and 16th days of her cycle.

Graffiti

If God had wanted us to be ashamed of our nudity, he would have given us bigger hands.