Why is life like a penis?
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
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If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Divorce proceedings, most likely!
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Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nai Hai. Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.
Boy (shocked): Abhi To Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Lauta Hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya!
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Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
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CHUTIA: The term used to describe a person whose realities of life are different than yours!
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"Buy One Get One Free"!
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Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard!
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Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?
Neither is any fun if you don't get it!
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What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage!
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