• Happiness is like an orgasm.<br />
It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!Upload to Facebook
    Happiness is like an orgasm.
    It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it!
  • SIX Ya SEX...<br />

Utha Ke Maaro To SIX...<br />
Leta Ke Maaro To SEX...<br />

Bahar Geya To SIX...<br />
Andar Geya To SEX...<br />

Dono Haath Upar To SIX...<br />
Dono Pair Upar To SEX!Upload to Facebook
    SIX Ya SEX...
    Utha Ke Maaro To SIX...
    Leta Ke Maaro To SEX...
    Bahar Geya To SIX...
    Andar Geya To SEX...
    Dono Haath Upar To SIX...
    Dono Pair Upar To SEX!
  • Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?<br />
Pappu: 6 girls.<br />
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
    Pappu: 6 girls.
    Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
  • Late night conversation:<br/>
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!<br/>
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!<br/>
*Blocked*Upload to Facebook
    Late night conversation:
    Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
    Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
    *Blocked*
  • Everything happens for a reason,<br />
Except for things you fuck up by yourself!Upload to Facebook
    Everything happens for a reason,
    Except for things you fuck up by yourself!
  • Cricket WC 2015:
    Virat Kohli wants MCG to be renamed BCMCG!
  • Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!Upload to Facebook
    Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!
  • If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!Upload to Facebook
    If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!
  • Boy: Your dress is too short.<br/>
Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Your dress is too short.
    Girl: Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration!
  • Who sang this song?
    Main Pal Do Pal Ka Shayar Hoon;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Jawani Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Masti Hai;
    Pal Do Pal Meri Kahani Hai!
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    Answer: An erect Laura
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