• Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
    Preeto: OMG!
    Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
  • Remove negativity from your mind.<br />

If you change 'na' to 'ya',  even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!Upload to Facebook
    Remove negativity from your mind.
    If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'!
  • Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,<br />
`I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth.`Upload to Facebook
    Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,
    "I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth."
  • A smile to put you on high,<br/>
A kiss to set your soul alright,<br/>
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?Upload to Facebook
    A smile to put you on high,
    A kiss to set your soul alright,
    Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!Upload to Facebook
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!
  • Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
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    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!Upload to Facebook
    A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
  • You can be a Doctor and Save lives;
    You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;
    You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;
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    Remain a Fucker and create Lives!
  • Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />

Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />

Aunty: Silent.Upload to Facebook
    Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
    Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
    Aunty: Silent.
  • She: You like Veg or Non-veg?
    He: Veg.
    She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
    He: Cleaveg!
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