Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!
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Girlfriend: Yeh Kya? Condom Kaha Hai?
Boyfriend: Surprise - Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge...
Girlfriend: Madarchod, Agar 9 Mahine Baad Main Surprise Dungi To Lawde Jaisi Shakal Mat Banana!
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Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers go away!
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Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
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You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
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A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
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Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
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How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
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What would happen if the pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We would eat pussy every thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
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