If you withdraw, you get 4500.<br/>
If you don't withdraw you get 6000!Upload to Facebook
    If you withdraw, you get 4500.
    If you don't withdraw you get 6000!
  • The secret to a good marriage is having sex at least 3 times a week.
    And at least once with your wife!
  • Two guys over a drink at the bar.
    Chump: You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."
    Chucky: Let me give you an example. Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you. To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have you, and to your right is a very horny gay man."
    Chump: So where's the dilemma?"
    Chucky: To whom do you turn your back?"
  • Why do 'balls' equate to toughness and 'pussy' equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?
  • My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records...
    until the librarian kicked me out!
  • Vaginas are like the weather.
    When it's wet, it's time to go inside!
  • Premature Ejaqueuelation:<br/>
Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!Upload to Facebook
    Premature Ejaqueuelation:
    Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
  • Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.
    Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
    Bra size 26: 4 notes
    28-32: 6-8 notes
    34-36: 10-15 notes
    36-40: 25-35 notes
    Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
    Service tax applicable as per norms!
  • Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!
  • If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!