|What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?|
Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!
|Boy: Tum Bahut Badal Gayi Ho!|
Girl: Haan! Jabse Tu Meri Life Mein Aaya Hai!
Girl: Harami, 34 Se 36 Kar Diye Tune!
|If one has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?|
|Naukrani Sex Ke Time: Sahab, Anand Aa Raha Hai.|
Sahib Tez Karne Laga
Naukrani: Saaaahab Aaaaaahhnand Aaaaaah Raaaahahh Hai.
Sahib Aur Tez Karne Laga.
Anand: Papa, Main Aa Geya!
|Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...|
Start playing with your boobs!
|Girl to Boyfriend: Baby, I'm so wet right now.|
Boyfriend: Arre, Bukhar aa Jayega. Ponch Lo Acchi Tarah Se.
Girl: Tu Na, Virgin hi Marega, Chutiye!
|Guys are always HORNGRY!|
|I think you are pretty F**king Stupid!|
|Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal!|
|Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!|