|When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.|
Always remember one thing - It's the best time to...
Adjust your Dick!
|If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!|
|Santa: This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.|
Banta: But why?
Santa: I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?"
So I did. I don't remember much after that!
|For Women only:|
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!
|Shortest love story:|
Boy (with love): Suno!
Girl: Ji Bhaiya?
Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!