|A Goan girl, Rosemary divorced her husband whose Sir name was Mr. Lele... beacuse she was sick of telling her name, "Rosemary Lele".|
Imagine her luck, she got married a person by the Sir name of Mr. Marlow!
|16 Ki Kali Bole - Khilu Khilu|
21 Tak - Kisi Se Milu Milu
40 Tak - ILU ILU
50 Bad - Dhilu Dhilu
60 Bad - Kabhi Na Hilu Bass Aishe Hi Jilu!
|A pretty young maiden from France|
Decided she'd "just take a chance".
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
|Red Bull may give one Wings;|
But Whisky surely gives Balls!
|What do you call a woman without an Asshole?|
|Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning!|
|A sentence you should never ever translate and speak in Hindi:|
"I took a Selfie!"
|3 women on sex.|
1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.
2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.
3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start!
|Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.|
Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.
Preeto: Then what happened?
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times!
|7 nude men were standing in a row. Seeing them, a guy asked - Are you all advertising for a 'condom'?
They replied in unison - No, it's for 7 Up!