Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

A lady rebels at a man, who is immodestly staring at her in a bus: Mister, you are staring at me as if you were undressing me in your imagination.
Man: Excuse me, lady! In my imagination, I have already dressed you up and had a smoke myself!
Why do men name their dicks?
Because they don't want a stranger to make 95 percent of their decisions!
Jeeto went to swim in Bra and Panty. The attendant said, "M'am, a 2-piece costume is not allowed here."
Jeeto asks, "Which one shall I take off?"
Nipple Nipple, You're So Far; 
Come Closer, Let Me Press You Hard; 
Up Above The Chest So High; 
Always Milky Never Ever Dry; 
Let Me Suck You Don't Feel Shy; 
Alone in The Bra, You'll One Day Die!
Nipple Nipple, You're So Far;
Come Closer, Let Me Press You Hard;
Up Above The Chest So High;
Always Milky Never Ever Dry;
Let Me Suck You Don't Feel Shy;
Alone in The Bra, You'll One Day Die!
Why did the single man mention his status as 'complicated'?
Because he was confused about which hand to use!
What do guys usually say after Sex?
I Love You? Wrong!
That was great? Wrong again!
I Loved it? Wrong Again!
The Answer is:
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Oh! Where are my fucking clothes!
Gynaecologist: A person who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure!
Gynaecologist: A person who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure!
How is a condom like a photograph?
They both capture that special moment!
My name is XYZ... remember it by heart, you'll be screaming it later!
The Changing Times:
1970 - 1985 = Sunny means Gavaskar
1985 - 2010 = Sunny means Deol
2010 - Current = Sunny means Leone
Kaam Teeno ka Thukai ka hi hai!

Quotes

You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.

Trivia

The middle finger originated in Ancient Greece as a symbol for anal intercourse.

Graffiti

Life is sexually transmitted.