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Height of Misunderstanding:
Girl: How do you do?
Boy: Same old Method... Legs on the shoulder and then extreme jerks and shakes!
Why're Quantum Physicists so poor at sex?
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Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum;
And when they find momentum, they can't find the position!
What doesn't belong in this list:
1. Meat
2. Eggs
3. Wife
4. Blowjob
Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife; but you can't beat a blowjob!
Dear Sexscriber,
Your sex balance is low, your account will be put into virginity mode. Please re-fuck as soon as possible to keep your account active.
* Condoms Apply!
Wife: Whenever I sing classical why do you go and stand in the balcony. 
Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully!
Wife: Whenever I sing classical why do you go and stand in the balcony.
Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully!
A little tingling touch, a little of your taste;
A love talk, a few drinks shared and we mate;
The we cum together holding each other's waist;
And let the feeling linger, till we have another date!
A Great Lover's Wisdom:
"I can't marry you but I love you!"

Actual Meaning:
Behan Ki Laudi, Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon!
If a girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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"ASS EFFECT"!
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and she leaves!
Viagra is the only pill that gets standing ovation by the organ that uses it!

Quotes

The best way to attract a man immediately is to have a magnificent bosom and a half-size brain and let both of them show.

Trivia

Some men experience instant feelings of sadness and regret after sex. It is known as "post-coital tristesse".

Graffiti

Surprise Sex is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison!