• What do you call a person who begs for sex?<br/>
A Fuckeer!
    What do you call a person who begs for sex?
    A Fuckeer!
  • Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.<br/>
Doctor: You are a `Wild Bird` you can't breed in a ZOO!
    Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.
    Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
  • Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?<br/>
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
    Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
  • Principal: Keep your son under proper control.<br/>
Santa: What happened, sir? <br/>
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
    Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
    Santa: What happened, sir?
    Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.<br/>
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?<br/>
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
    Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
    Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
  • What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?<br/>
Snowballs!
    What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
    Snowballs!
  • Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:<br/>
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
    Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
    Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
  • What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?<br/>
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
    What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
    One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
  • Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`<br/>
Banta: Then?<br/>
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
    Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
    Banta: Then?
    Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
  • A brand new Ajit dialogue:<br/>

Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......<br/> 

`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`<br/>
    A brand new Ajit dialogue:
    Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
    `Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`