• Too many assholes,<br/>
Not enough bullets!Upload to Facebook
    Too many assholes,
    Not enough bullets!
  • Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;<br/>
But sometimes...<br/>
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a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes opportunity knocks on the door;
    But sometimes...
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    a knock on the door spoils the opportunity!
  • Breaking News:<br/>

After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.<br/>

Media: Why Lulli?<br/>

Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!  Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    After the overwhelming response to Tata Nano, Skoda is also coming up with a small car - and named it 'Lulli'.
    Media: Why Lulli?
    Skoda PR guy: Because our big car is called Laura!
  • Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!<br/>
Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.<br/>
Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Marwadi Suhag Raat Ko SEX Karte Hue: Thari, Bahut Loose Hai!
    Biwi (Gusse se): Jaldi Nikalo Aur Meri Car, LCD, AC Aur Jewellery Bhi Vapas Karo.
    Marwadi: Galti Ho Gayi, Maro Hi Patlo Hai!
  • Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies - please remember Mouth wash is always cheaper than an 'ABORTION'!
  • Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.<br/>

Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: Mujhe 'watermelon' chaiye.
    Santa f**ks her in swimming pool!
  • Dear Dad,
    Thanks for not using a condom.
    Yours sincerely,
    Your son!
  • Don't forget to thank your father for bringing you into this world.<br/>
Your mother was probably tired and not in the mood!Upload to Facebook
    Don't forget to thank your father for bringing you into this world.
    Your mother was probably tired and not in the mood!
  • A happy day to all fathers.
    The real Mother-Fuckers!
  • Sex Life and Coca-Cola

    Two old friends meet after many years. They talk about their past life. One asks the other, "And how's your sex life?"
    The other replied, "Same as Coca-Cola!"
    The first asked, "Oh great! Full of vubbles, eh?"
    The second replied, "Nothing like that... before it was 'Normal' then it became 'Light' and now it is 'Zero'!"
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