• I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!Upload to Facebook
    I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
  • If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?Upload to Facebook
    If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
  • `Lemme put is this way`<br/>
~ gist of KamasutraUpload to Facebook
    "Lemme put is this way"
    ~ gist of Kamasutra
  • What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?<br/>
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!Upload to Facebook
    What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
    A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
  • How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?<br/>
He's breathing!Upload to Facebook
    How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
    He's breathing!
  • What is a man's idea of foreplay?<br/>
Half an hour of begging!Upload to Facebook
    What is a man's idea of foreplay?
    Half an hour of begging!
  • Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...<br/>
Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!Upload to Facebook
    Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain...
    Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The!
  • Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?<br/>
Girl: Because there is no time!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    Girl: Because there is no time!
  • Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!
  • Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?<br/>
Banta: Why do you think that?<br/>
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
    Banta: Why do you think that?
    Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
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