• Dear God,
    My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
  • Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
    Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
    Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
    Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
    Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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    .
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    To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
  • There are 2 ways of living life:
    1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
    2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega

    Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
  • Dating tip:<br/>
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
    Dating tip:
    If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
  • Classhole(n)
    That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!
  • What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?<br/>
Sundar Pichai!
    What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
    Sundar Pichai!
  • A good woman will make you a sandwich.
    A great woman will blow you while you eat it!
  • Today I asked my girlfriend why she chose me.
    She told me because Vibrators can't buy drinks!
  • A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.<br/>
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
    A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.
    I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
  • To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...<br/>
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
    To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...
    may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!