Adult and Non Veg Restricted SMS

A Great Lover's Wisdom:
"I can't marry you but I love you!"

Actual Meaning:
Behan Ki Laudi, Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon!
If a girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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"ASS EFFECT"!
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and she leaves!
Viagra is the only pill that gets standing ovation by the organ that uses it!
Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool? 
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
Flirting is like having sex with your clothes on!
When a guy is walking funny, 10% time, he is injured. And the rest 90% times, he's trying to unstick his balls from his leg!
Boy sent a text to her girlfriend - Ready for tonight, Babe? You're going to use that mouth so hard.
Reply: I am Seema's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?
Boy: Oh, she didn't tell you?
Father: What?
Boy: It's Karaoke night!
Santa: I joined a dating agency the other day. It asked me what I liked most and I replied "Girls From Page 3".
Banta: So got any replies?
Santa: None. And even I wondered why I had no replies, until I noticed the letter 'P' wasn't fucking working on my keyboard!
What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?
A Terrorwrist!

Quotes

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.

Trivia

Some men experience instant feelings of sadness and regret after sex. It is known as "post-coital tristesse".

Graffiti

Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.