• I have heard of a couple, both husband and wife were Generals in the Army. They used to make love once a year and called it...
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    I hate to open Whatsapp videos and pics in public, because I don't trust my friends at all Saale, Kuch Bhi Nanga-Punga Bhej Dete Hain!
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