|Boy: Will You Marry Me?|
Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
|Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?|
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
|Did you hear about the man who was arrested for having sex with a horse?|
In his defence, he claimed it was a stable relationship!
|Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny.|
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
|Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!|
|Do you sleep on your stomach?|
|Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.|
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
|Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma sutra positions.|
|Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?|
|Heights of WhatsApp smileys...|
Guy: Ab Ye Kya Hai?
Girl: Raat Ko Thokne Aaoge Toh Cock Pe Chattri Laga Ke Aana!