|A smile to put you on high,|
A kiss to set your soul alright,
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
|You're too hot. Let me blow you!|
|Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.|
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
|A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!|
|You can be a Doctor and Save lives;|
You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;
Remain a Fucker and create Lives!
|Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.|
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
|She: You like Veg or Non-veg? |
She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
|Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!|
|HR: What is your weakness?|
HE: I'm very short tempered.
HE: I can't.
HR: Please explain.
HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
|Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"|
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!