• After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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    Ek Dusre Ke Pair Dabana!
  • Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!Upload to Facebook
    Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
  • New  Amul Ad:<br />

Amul Butter & Women -<br />

Both utterly butterly delicious...<br />

One on bread & the other in bed...<br />
And even better when both are spread!Upload to Facebook
    New Amul Ad:
    Amul Butter & Women -
    Both utterly butterly delicious...
    One on bread & the other in bed...
    And even better when both are spread!
  • Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug!Upload to Facebook
    Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug!
  • A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.<br />
Don't break hers and she won't break yours!Upload to Facebook
    A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.
    Don't break hers and she won't break yours!
  • Don't die a virgin.<br />
Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there.Upload to Facebook
    Don't die a virgin.
    Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there.
  • For all my 40 + nearing  friends... <br />

There's no reason to fear Menopause! <br />

It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!<br />

The Cock still enjoys!
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    For all my 40 + nearing friends...
    There's no reason to fear Menopause!
    It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
    The Cock still enjoys!
  • A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you `I'm drunk and horny` - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying `I'm fucking delicious`!Upload to Facebook
    A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
  • Men:<br/> 

A species that loves Jack Daniels,<br/> 

Jacking off and Denials!Upload to Facebook
    Men:
    A species that loves Jack Daniels,
    Jacking off and Denials!
  • 69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!Upload to Facebook
    69 is the Kamikaze of oral sex. If I'm going down you're coming with me!
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