|Why are all Jewish men circumcised?|
Their women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off!
|Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.|
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai!
|On a condom dispensing machine in London it was written:|
"Very Safe! Strictly made as per High British standards."
Someone added below:
"So was the Titanic, but it leaked!"
|Reporter: Swami Ji, it is so cold on this mountain top, what's the secret of your happiness, even in this extreme weather condition?|
Swami Ji: Tulsi and Green Tea. Would you like to have some Green Tea?
Reporter: Of course yes!
Swami Ji: Tulsi, please bring two cups of Green Tea!
|Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?|
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
|Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" has never seen a pussy before!|
|Pink movie was awesome but nothing can beat a blue movie!|
|What do you call a police-woman that shaves her pubes?|
|Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.|
Santa: We both had a headache!
|At an airport, Custom Officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, "Are you married?"|
Officer: Then why this?
Lady: You've landline at home?
Lady: Then why do you carry a mobile?