|What do you call a person who begs for sex?|
|Lady to Doctor: When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married but can't get pregnant.|
Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO!
|Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?|
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
|Principal: Keep your son under proper control.|
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
|Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.|
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
|What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?|
|Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:|
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
|What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?|
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
|Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`|
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
|A brand new Ajit dialogue:|
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`