How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
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Mean but true:
Why do women have periods?
They deserve them!
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Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says, "I've got a huge crack".
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet!"
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What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!
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Why did God give women boobs?
To make suckers out of men!
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Kama Gyaan:
Ladki se 'YES' Toh Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai.
"OH Yes... Oh Yes... Oh Yes..." Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bass Ki Baat Nahi!
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The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%
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per boob!
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A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:
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Opening Shortly!
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You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night!
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Santa puts in his papers.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa : I have vaginal problems.
Boss : But you're a man!
Santa: That I am, Sir. But you are a CHOOT!
Happy Boss Day!
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