If you withdraw, you get 4500.
If you don't withdraw you get 6000!
|The secret to a good marriage is having sex at least 3 times a week.|
And at least once with your wife!
|Two guys over a drink at the bar.|
Chump: You know, I've never really understood what a dilemma is..."
Chucky: Let me give you an example. Imagine you wake up in a bed with two people next to you. To your left is an incredibly beautiful woman willing to have you, and to your right is a very horny gay man."
Chump: So where's the dilemma?"
Chucky: To whom do you turn your back?"
|Why do 'balls' equate to toughness and 'pussy' equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?|
|My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records...|
until the librarian kicked me out!
|Vaginas are like the weather.
When it's wet, it's time to go inside!
Money getting over before you reach the beginning of the ATM queue!
|Govt. has just issued directive and limit for ladies to keep Rs.100 note in their bras as per their size.|
Any lady violating the limit will be prosecuted.
Bra size 26: 4 notes
28-32: 6-8 notes
34-36: 10-15 notes
36-40: 25-35 notes
Above 40: 45 notes + You can give commercial service to public for storage.
Service tax applicable as per norms!
|Most ladies will have to change their bra sizes from 34B to 38D to accommodate 100 Rs notes!|
|If Indians had realized the importance of withdrawal at the right time... there wouldn't be so much of a crowd in banks today!|