• I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porn movie,
    But there are just too many holes in the plot!
  • Cleavage is like the Sun, you can glance at it for only a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer!
  • After Sex:
    Girl: Ho Geya Kya?
    Boy: Haan
    Girl: Bhosdi Ke Itni Jaldi To Meri Shampoo Ki Bottle Se Shampoo Bhi Nahi Niklta!
  • Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a Dead Man with a hard on, the 1st nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste", & rides him. The 2nd nurse does the same. The 3rd nurse hesitates & explains she is on her period, but does him anyway.
    Then the man sits up & the nurses apologies saying they thought he was dead.
    The Man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts & a blood transfusion I feel fuckin great!"
  • While the Dupatta can hide a woman's assets,
    The tie is man's way of pointing to where his asset is!
  • Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...<br/>
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Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye!Upload to Facebook
    Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi...
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    Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't have it. Kindness costs nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't have it. Kindness costs nothing!
  • Love is very strong,
    It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears!
  • Porn movies should come up with a disclaimer `Please, don't try this alone`.Upload to Facebook
    Porn movies should come up with a disclaimer "Please, don't try this alone".
  • Status of a single boy:
    Akela Reh Reh Kar Haath Dukhne Lage Hain Ab Bas Koi Aisi Mil Jaye Jiski Ungli Dukhne Lagi Ho!
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