• Girl to Boy: Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?
    Boy: 6
    Girl: Kyon Maa Baap Ko Koi Kaam Nahi Tha Kya?
    Boy: Tum Kitne Ho?
    Girl: 1
    Boy: Kyon Baap Mein Dum Nahi Tha Kya?
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
  • A princess meets a talking frog.
    Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince?
    Frog: Babe, that was my grandfather's time. I need a blow job!
  • The weather is behaving like some Indian Women. Hot... but refusing to get Wet!
  • Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!Upload to Facebook
    Friends are like breasts. You have big ones, small ones, real ones and fakes ones!
  • I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
  • Sex is like Maths.<br />

Add the bed;<br />
Subtract the clothes;<br />
Divide the legs;<br />
And pray to God, you don't multiply!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is like Maths.
    Add the bed;
    Subtract the clothes;
    Divide the legs;
    And pray to God, you don't multiply!
  • Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.<BR>
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!Upload to Facebook
    Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai... Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
    Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein!
  • Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
    Dost: "Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?"
    Pathan Khush Hote Hue, "Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari!"
  • Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega` is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night!
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