• A smile to put you on high,<br/>
A kiss to set your soul alright,<br/>
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?Upload to Facebook
    A smile to put you on high,
    A kiss to set your soul alright,
    Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!Upload to Facebook
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!
  • Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
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    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!Upload to Facebook
    A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
  • You can be a Doctor and Save lives;
    You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives;
    You can be a Soldier and Protect lives;
    or
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    .
    .
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    Remain a Fucker and create Lives!
  • Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.<br />

Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.<br />

Aunty: Silent.Upload to Facebook
    Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
    Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
    Aunty: Silent.
  • She: You like Veg or Non-veg?
    He: Veg.
    She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
    He: Cleaveg!
  • Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!Upload to Facebook
    Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
  • HR: What is your weakness?
    HE: I'm very short tempered.
    HR: Explain?
    HE: I can't.
    HR: Please explain.
    HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
  • Men look at a woman's behind and go - `Wow! what an ass!`<br />
Woman look at a man's face and think the same!Upload to Facebook
    Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
    Woman look at a man's face and think the same!
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