• A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:<br/>
After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!Upload to Facebook
    A frustrated MBA fresher's Facebook update:
    After so many interviews, I've realized that prostitution is the only industry, that treats freshers like angels!
  • Girl: What shall I wear tonight?<br/>
Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?<br/>
Girl: Nothing.<br/>
Boy: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: What shall I wear tonight?
    Boy: Just close your eyes and tell me what did you see?
    Girl: Nothing.
    Boy: Exactly!
  • The best thing about dating Dracula?<br/>
The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!Upload to Facebook
    The best thing about dating Dracula?
    The non-stop oral every month for a whole week!
  • America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!Upload to Facebook
    America and North Korea both have a Nuclear button, but since it's men trying to find it, we're probably safe!
  • What kind of bees make milk?<br/>
Boobees!Upload to Facebook
    What kind of bees make milk?
    Boobees!
  • Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?<br/>
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!Upload to Facebook
    Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
    Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
  • Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boss: ➰ 〰<br/>
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?<br/>
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!Upload to Facebook
    Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
    Boss: ➰ 〰
    Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
    Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
  • May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it.<br/>
All the best for 2018!Upload to Facebook
    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the arse of anyone who fucks up your new year and may their arms be too smart to scratch it.
    All the best for 2018!
  • Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!Upload to Facebook
    Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!Upload to Facebook
    What did I learn today?
    If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!