|I had a threesome last night.|
Two people didn't show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands!
|Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!|
|Girl: Relationship Mein Time Dena Seekho.|
Boy: Tum Bhi Time Pe Dena Seekho!
|After all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.|
Every time I walk by she says, "What an Ass"!
|My friend went to sell his kidney to buy an iPhone 11, came back crestfallen.|
I asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "The bastards took out one testicle along with the kidney."
When I asked, why?
He said, "GST!"
My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
|Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;|
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
|There are 2 ways of living life:|
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!