• If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
    If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
  • When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
    When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!
  • If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.<br/>
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.<br/>
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
    If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.
    The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
    Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
  • If I were a plastic surgeon...<br/>
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
    If I were a plastic surgeon...
    I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
  • What is the smallest hotel in the world?<br/>
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'<br/>
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
    What is the smallest hotel in the world?
    The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
    It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
  • Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...<br/>
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Well, nothing has changed ever since!
    Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...
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    Well, nothing has changed ever since!
  • Sec 497 - Vice is ok<br/>
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
    Sec 497 - Vice is ok
    Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
  • Gay-sex, not a crime!<br/>
Adultery, not a crime !!<br/><br/>

The public wanted Tax Exemption...<br/>
Govt granted Sex Exemption.<br/><br/>

Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
    Gay-sex, not a crime!
    Adultery, not a crime !!

    The public wanted Tax Exemption...
    Govt granted Sex Exemption.

    Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
  • Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.<br/>
`When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?` <br/><br/>

A - Pyjama Suit<br/>
B - Nighty<br/>
C - Underclothes<br/>
D - Nothing<br/><br/>

Contestant: I want to phone a friend!<br/>
#Sec497
    Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.
    "When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"

    A - Pyjama Suit
    B - Nighty
    C - Underclothes
    D - Nothing

    Contestant: I want to phone a friend!
    #Sec497
  • It is said that Women come from VENUS.<br/>
Men come from MARS.<br/>
Then where do GAYS come from?<br/>
Answer: URANUS!
    It is said that Women come from VENUS.
    Men come from MARS.
    Then where do GAYS come from?
    Answer: URANUS!
    Gay