|Karma is like 69, you get what you give!|
|Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they're confronted by a a problem. There's only one empty stool left in the bar.|
Gay 1: Let's flip for it.
Gay 2: No, let's flip it over!
|Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!|
|2 important rules of Sex:|
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
|An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.|
Husband: What happened?
Wife: It's Capital Gain arising out of previous investment!
|A woman wanted to have a cup of Tea. She opened fridge... but couldn't find milk.|
So she removed her dress...
changed her clothes, went out and brought milk from shop.
In your mind, you're most probably running a XXX movie. You enjoy the movie and let her enjoy her cup of tea!
|The only loss which gives a sense of achievement is...|
|Sri Sri Ravi Shankar and Sunny Leone share their birth dates.|
One teaches the "Art of Living" and the other "Art of Loving"!
|Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!|
|Lust is, knowing her bra size;|
Love is, knowing her shoe size!