|In a divorce court Jeeto requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband, Santa."|
"But why?" asked the judge.
Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me.
Judge: How do you know?
Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him!
|Lines said by a true lover:|
My Heart always belonged to just one girl....but I have Sperms for the rest!
|Santa and Jeeto lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers - Take me!
Santa did not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and repeats - Take me!|
Santa: I'm not going anywhere!
|Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?|
She was afraid of getting hearing aids!
|On the internet they found romance.|
That put both in a hot sexual trance.
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With a hand stuck down their pants!
|Men don't always need advice.|
Sometimes all they really need is:
A hand to hold;
An ear to nuzzle;
A heart to love;
Lips to kiss;
Boobs to suck;
And a place to fuck!
|Have you heard? Professor Mr. Smith from our apartment house is a gay.|
Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor!
|The wife comes back home from the doctor and says to her husband, "Honey, I have a sad news - the gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks".|
Husband: And what the dentist say?
|Unexpected Sex - it's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison!|
|How do we know God is a man?|
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!