|What did the girl say when her lover went down on her?|
Darling, Mujhe 'Tongue' Mat Karo!
|Pappu: Me sleep with Dad last night.|
Madam (correcting): No Pappu, I slept with dad last night.
Pappu: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi!
|Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."|
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"!
|Researchers at the University of 'Honolulu' have concluded that 'Penis' is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hot dog, 2 eggs and cream, which provide all the essential nutrients to make women healthy!|
|Rakhi has big;|
Sonam has none;
Kareena has small;
Priyanka Chopra has two small.
Rani Mukherji has one big and one small;
What is it?
The letter 'R'!
But I like the way you think!
|That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too!|
|The night was almost gone,|
As I opened my eyes with a yawn.
I was quite amazed
With her thighs on my face,
I was seeing the crack of Dawn!
|1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya.|
2nd time Kiya to Dard Hua.
3rd time Kiya to Jalan Hui.
4th time Kiya to Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Mein Shaving Aise Hi Hoti Hai!
|____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...|
__________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
__________||______ and this is YOU!
|A girl was toweling her wet Pussy. She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow'... and ran away.|
Be kind to animals and cleanse your thoughts!