• In a divorce court Jeeto requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband, Santa."
    "But why?" asked the judge.
    Jeeto: Because he is not faithful to me.
    Judge: How do you know?
    Jeeto: My lord, not a single child resembles him!
  • Lines said by a true lover:<br/>
My  Heart always belonged to just one girl....but I have Sperms for the rest!
    Lines said by a true lover:
    My Heart always belonged to just one girl....but I have Sperms for the rest!
  • Santa and Jeeto lying in a bed. Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa's shoulder and whispers - Take me! Santa did not pay attention to that. Jeeto flings on her second leg and repeats - Take me!
    Santa: I'm not going anywhere!
  • Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears?
    She was afraid of getting hearing aids!
  • On the internet they found romance.
    That put both in a hot sexual trance.
    But each had a gripe,
    About having to type,
    With a hand stuck down their pants!
  • Men don't always need advice.
    Sometimes all they really need is:
    A hand to hold;
    An ear to nuzzle;
    A heart to love;
    Lips to kiss;
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    Boobs to suck;
    And a place to fuck!
  • Have you heard? Professor Mr. Smith from our apartment house is a gay.
    Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor!
  • The wife comes back home from the doctor and says to her husband, `Honey, I have a sad news - the gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks`.<br />
Husband: And what the dentist say?
    The wife comes back home from the doctor and says to her husband, "Honey, I have a sad news - the gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks".
    Husband: And what the dentist say?
  • Unexpected Sex - it's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison!
  • How do we know God is a man?
    Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!