• A Risky Question:
    Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
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    Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
    Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!
  • Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!
  • A young officer told his Commanding Officer on not being granted leave, Sir, you are now behaving like a Negro's left ball"".
    CO: What the heck do you mean?
    Officer: Sir, neither you are fair nor you are right!
  • Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.<br />
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
    Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.
    Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
  • Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
    Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
    Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do!
  • If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have headache and sex at the same time?
  • One special surprise for you.
    Get ready... but first, close your eyes!

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    Lauda Le Le...
    Tune Aankh Band Hi Nahi Ki!
  • How did Gabbar Singh avoid having kids?
    After screwing, he would tell his wife -
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    Le, Aba Goli Khaa!
  • Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?<br />
Girl: No?<br />
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
    Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
    Girl: No?
    Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
    Nice legs... what time do they open?