• Karma is like 69, you get what you give!
  • Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they're confronted by a a problem. There's only one empty stool left in the bar.
    Gay 1: Let's flip for it.
    Gay 2: No, let's flip it over!
    Gay
  • Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
    Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
  • 2 important rules of Sex:

    1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
    2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
  • An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.
    Husband: What happened?
    Wife: It's Capital Gain arising out of previous investment!
  • A woman wanted to have a cup of Tea. She opened fridge... but couldn't find milk.
    So she removed her dress...
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    changed her clothes, went out and brought milk from shop.
    In your mind, you're most probably running a XXX movie. You enjoy the movie and let her enjoy her cup of tea!
  • The only loss which gives a sense of achievement is...
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    'Virginity'!
  • Sri Sri Ravi Shankar and Sunny Leone share their birth dates.
    One teaches the "Art of Living" and the other "Art of Loving"!
  • Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!
    Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!
  • Lust is, knowing her bra size;
    Love is, knowing her shoe size!