• Five men were sitting around the table at a restaurant bragging about who had the largest dick. Finally one guy said, "I'll settle this; let's all put our dicks on the table- that will decide it."
    At about that time two fags walked in and were seated. The waiter asked, "Would you gentlemen like to see a menu?"
    The fags responded, "Oh!!! No, No, we'll just have the buffet!"
  • There once was a man with a member
    That would only stand up in December.
    He said, "Then it's too cold
    For a hard-on so bold,
    I wish it would work in September!"
  • For years Bill's friends had chided him about being impotent. So it was with great glee that he reported his wife had just come from the doctor's, and she was pregnant.
    "Well, why not?" teased an agitator, "Nobody ever doubted your wife."
  • Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... Bloody POINTLESS!
  • What do women and police cars have in common?
    They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming!
  • Costa, Starbucks or Barista aren't really that expensive when one considers what Victoria's Secret charges for 2 Cups !
  • Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, `Oye Pappu,  Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi.`<br/>
Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji!
    Santa was advising his son, on dinning table, "Oye Pappu, Boti Kha Boti, Lulli Waddi Hoyegi."
    Jeeto (Sharmandey Huey) to Santa: Tussi Vi Te Khao Ji!
  • You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
    Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
  • What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
    Push it aside and keep on eating!
  • Always remember:<br />
You're somebody's reason to wank!
    Always remember:
    You're somebody's reason to wank!