|A Risky Question:|
Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!
|Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!|
|A young officer told his Commanding Officer on not being granted leave, Sir, you are now behaving like a Negro's left ball"".|
CO: What the heck do you mean?
Officer: Sir, neither you are fair nor you are right!
|Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.|
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
|Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!|
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do!
|If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have headache and sex at the same time?|
|One special surprise for you.|
Get ready... but first, close your eyes!
Lauda Le Le...
Tune Aankh Band Hi Nahi Ki!
|How did Gabbar Singh avoid having kids?|
After screwing, he would tell his wife -
Le, Aba Goli Khaa!
|Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?|
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
|Nice legs... what time do they open?|