• PUNJABI style propose:<br />
Boy: I love you.<br />
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.<br />
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!
    PUNJABI style propose:
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
    Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!
  • What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
    We used to be close before we let some dick get between us!
  • The best woman is the one who leaves in the morning!
  • Those pants of yours would look better on my floor!
  • Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side!
    Q: Why did the chicken want to get to the other side?
    A: To go to the pub!
    Q: Why did the chicken want to go to the pub?
    A: To go to the toilet!
    Q: Why did the chicken want 2 go 2 the toilet?
    A: Because that's where the COCKS hang out!
  • Since it's election season, let's everyone vote for which end of the same dildo we want to get fucked by...
    Since it's election season, let's everyone vote for which end of the same dildo we want to get fucked by...
  • Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
    Give her a cock, and she's ready to blow!
  • Moms have Mother's Day, Dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
    Palm Sunday!
  • That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he/she was doing to the cow!
  • IPL 7:
    Looking at this Bumrah's bowling action, bet he has a tough time wanking!