• Lust is, knowing her bra size;
    Love is, knowing her shoe size!
  • Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?<br />
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.<br />
Banta: Just 2 pegs?<br />
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
    Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
    Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
    Banta: Just 2 pegs?
    Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
  • What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
    They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
  • Censure Question:
    What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?

    U: Hero gets the heroine
    A: Villain gets the heroine
    XX: All the actors get the heroine
    XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!
  • Sex is something you cannot give without taking;
    And cannot take without giving it to someone!
  • No matter:
    How high the sky is;
    How deep ocean is;
    How strong wind is;
    How wide a river is;
    Just wanna tell you...
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    Tu Vicho Lun Laina!
  • My horoscope this morning forecast sex and travel today.
    Uncannily accurate... as my wife just told me to "fuck off"!
  • Research: During sex, a person burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    But who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Oh my Gujarat!"
    Mistress: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
    Santa: This seems to be the only way to develop them!
  • If a girl says yes thrice, it's not a yes... it's an orgasm!