• What did the girl say when her lover went down on her?
    Darling, Mujhe 'Tongue' Mat Karo!
  • Pappu: Me sleep with Dad last night.<br />
Madam (correcting): No Pappu, I slept with dad last night.<br />
Pappu: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi!
    Pappu: Me sleep with Dad last night.
    Madam (correcting): No Pappu, I slept with dad last night.
    Pappu: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi!
  • Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says `1st gear, 2nd gear...`<br />
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says `Full tank, please`!
    Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
    Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"!
  • Researchers at the University of 'Honolulu' have concluded that 'Penis' is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hot dog, 2 eggs and cream, which provide all the essential nutrients to make women healthy!
  • Rakhi has big;
    Sonam has none;
    Kareena has small;
    Priyanka Chopra has two small.
    Rani Mukherji has one big and one small;
    What is it?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    The letter 'R'!
    But I like the way you think!
  • That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too!
  • The night was almost gone,
    As I opened my eyes with a yawn.
    I was quite amazed
    With her thighs on my face,
    I was seeing the crack of Dawn!
  • 1st time Kiya to Khoon Aaya.
    2nd time Kiya to Dard Hua.
    3rd time Kiya to Jalan Hui.
    4th time Kiya to Smoothly Hua.
    Shuruvat Mein Shaving Aise Hi Hoti Hai!
  • ____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...
    __________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
    __________||______ and this is YOU!
  • A girl was toweling her wet Pussy. She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow'... and ran away.
    Be kind to animals and cleanse your thoughts!