|If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?|
|Q. What do you call a Pathan who owns a camel and a goat?|
|I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!|
|Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?|
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
|What do you call someone who does everything better than you?|
|WARNING FOR MEN:|
Women are using date rape drugs called "blow jobs" to lure men into scams called relationships!
|Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!|
|Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.|
Pappu: See that man in front - he is the forward, and that guy at the back - he is the defence.
Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too - I've been out with him a couple of times!
|What is Mangalsutra?|
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without condom!
And what is Condom?
It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra!
|Sex is a killer... want to die happy?|