• One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time, I take a pill, my wife gets a headache!
    One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time, I take a pill, my wife gets a headache!
  • Wives are good at only 2 things:
    Cooking and Fucking!
    You never know what's Cooking in their heads;
    And you'll never know when they start Fucking your happiness!
  • Why the fuck do I check my fucking phone every fucking minute... even though I am fucking sure that no one's gonna send a fucking message. What the fuck!
  • Lisa: I do believe in sex on the first date.
    Katherine: That's pretty modern thinking for an 80 year old woman.
    Lisa: Well, you can never be sure of a 2nd date with an 80 year old man!
  • You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be!
    You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be!
  • I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U!
  • Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?`<br />
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne
'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
    Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"
    Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
  • Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.<br />
Bunty: What was the response?<br />
Pappu: 98 of them said, `How the fuck did you get in here?`
    Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.
    Bunty: What was the response?
    Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?"
  • A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"
    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
  • Is it true that when a lot of sheep masturbate, the process is called 'Muthbhed' (मुठभेड़)!