|What do females have on both left and right sides, which are round in shape.|
They shake while while walking; and differ in size & colour from one female to another.
Their spellings start with 'B' and end with alphabet 'S'?
Don't feel bad if you guessed it wrong. You're in majority as you're one of 98% of people!
|How do you make five pounds of fat look good?|
Give it a nipple!
|Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common? They keep in touch with several holes!|
|A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river but gets its paws wet. Then it sees a bigger one but falls in!|
MORAL OF THE STORY:
The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!
|Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.|
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
|Why do women have two holes so close together?|
In case you miss!
|Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?|
They have to pull their own pants down!
|Things that get fucked almost everyday.|
|Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a single stick!|
|Correct communication is so important.|
A woman to a man during sex, "Keep it up"!
The man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!