• 2 important rules of Sex:

    1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
    2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
  • An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.
    Husband: What happened?
    Wife: It's Capital Gain arising out of previous investment!
  • A woman wanted to have a cup of Tea. She opened fridge... but couldn't find milk.
    So she removed her dress...
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    changed her clothes, went out and brought milk from shop.
    In your mind, you're most probably running a XXX movie. You enjoy the movie and let her enjoy her cup of tea!
  • The only loss which gives a sense of achievement is...
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    'Virginity'!
  • Sri Sri Ravi Shankar and Sunny Leone share their birth dates.
    One teaches the "Art of Living" and the other "Art of Loving"!
  • Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!
    Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!
  • Lust is, knowing her bra size;
    Love is, knowing her shoe size!
  • Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?<br />
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.<br />
Banta: Just 2 pegs?<br />
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
    Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
    Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
    Banta: Just 2 pegs?
    Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
  • What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
    They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
  • Censure Question:
    What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?

    U: Hero gets the heroine
    A: Villain gets the heroine
    XX: All the actors get the heroine
    XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!