|____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...|
__________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
__________||______ and this is YOU!
|A girl was toweling her wet Pussy. She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow'... and ran away.|
Be kind to animals and cleanse your thoughts!
|Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.|
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
|Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!|
|What is the definition of a tough competitor?|
In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third and ninth!
|A lady, by passion deluded,|
Found a man who was drunk and denuded,
And fit as a fiddle,
And hot for a diddle
She tied splints to his penis and screwed it!
|Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.|
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore!
|Diff b/w Govt. Hospital and Pvt. Hospital:|
Govt Hospital: Doctor Nurse par aur Patient Farsh par.
Pvt. Hospital: Patient Nurse par, Doctor Patient ke purse par!
|How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?|
When you open her legs, the lights go on!
|There once was a man called Sheyenne,|
Of women, he was a fan,
But they thought, "Damn, he's fat,"
"I'm not touching that!"
So he has to rely on his hand!