• One special surprise for you.
    Get ready... but first, close your eyes!

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    Lauda Le Le...
    Tune Aankh Band Hi Nahi Ki!
  • How did Gabbar Singh avoid having kids?
    After screwing, he would tell his wife -
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    Le, Aba Goli Khaa!
  • Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?<br />
Girl: No?<br />
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
    Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
    Girl: No?
    Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
    Nice legs... what time do they open?
  • Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant?
    Because they blow it every time!
  • My sexual orientation is straight
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    to the computer, when I wake up!
  • A Bill shall be passed for females to have sex compulsorily with their husbands on demand.
    Please support in big numbers for this
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    "Thokpaal Bill" at Ras Lila Maidan!
  • There's a time and place for everything. You just got to convince her for sex!
    There's a time and place for everything. You just got to convince her for sex!
  • I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly!
  • Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?<br />
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.<br />
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.<br />
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
    Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
    Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
    Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
    Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!