|2 important rules of Sex:|
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
|An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.|
Husband: What happened?
Wife: It's Capital Gain arising out of previous investment!
|A woman wanted to have a cup of Tea. She opened fridge... but couldn't find milk.|
So she removed her dress...
changed her clothes, went out and brought milk from shop.
In your mind, you're most probably running a XXX movie. You enjoy the movie and let her enjoy her cup of tea!
|The only loss which gives a sense of achievement is...|
|Sri Sri Ravi Shankar and Sunny Leone share their birth dates.|
One teaches the "Art of Living" and the other "Art of Loving"!
|Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!|
|Lust is, knowing her bra size;|
Love is, knowing her shoe size!
|Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?|
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
Banta: Just 2 pegs?
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
|What's the difference between condoms and coffins?|
They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!