• ____( )_________ this is Sunny Leone sleeping...
    __________________ this is Sonam Kapoor sleeping...
    __________||______ and this is YOU!
  • A girl was toweling her wet Pussy. She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until the pussy cried 'meow'... and ran away.
    Be kind to animals and cleanse your thoughts!
  • Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
    Doctor: How do u figure that?
    Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
  • Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!
  • What is the definition of a tough competitor?
    In a masturbation contest, he finishes first, third and ninth!
  • A lady, by passion deluded,
    Found a man who was drunk and denuded,
    And fit as a fiddle,
    And hot for a diddle
    She tied splints to his penis and screwed it!
  • Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore!
  • Diff b/w Govt. Hospital and Pvt. Hospital:
    Govt Hospital: Doctor Nurse par aur Patient Farsh par.
    Pvt. Hospital: Patient Nurse par, Doctor Patient ke purse par!
  • How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
    When you open her legs, the lights go on!
  • There once was a man called Sheyenne,
    Of women, he was a fan,
    But they thought, "Damn, he's fat,"
    "I'm not touching that!"
    So he has to rely on his hand!