|What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?|
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
|Difference between Boys and Girls:|
Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;
Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.
Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;
Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;
Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.
Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS!
|A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around in college.|
Professor asked her, "Yeh kya? Period mein Ghoomna?"
Girl: Yahi Soch to Badalni hai!
|Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead or yield?|
|One of the biggest unsolved mysteries must be men's obsession with boobs, despite the fact that they're not so significant in the actual 'act'!|
|5 missed calls from your girl friend means...|
you missed a good fuck!
5 missed calls from your wife means...
|Since Viagra came in the market, pole dancers say they receive a lot more standing ovations!|
|Apki Aaj ki Rashi:|
Lund ki Pakad Dhilli Rahegi;
Choot ke Darshan Nirasha Janak Honge;
Muth Marne Ka Yog Hai;
Gand Pe Vishesh Dhyan Dein.. Koi Bhi Mar Sakta Hai!
|A little Test to find out the way you think:|
Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
Did you read the pen is in my mouth?
No you didn't. Pass it on, you cock sucker!
|Why are girls better at catwalk than boys?|
Because there is nothing between the legs to get squeezed!