• If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
  • Q. What do you call a Pathan who owns a camel and a goat?
    A. Bisexual!
  • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!
  • Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?<br />
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
    Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?
    Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
  • What do you call someone who does everything better than you?

    Saala Chutiyaa!
  • WARNING FOR MEN:
    Women are using date rape drugs called "blow jobs" to lure men into scams called relationships!
  • Through all the things that came to pass our love has grown... but so's your ass!
  • Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.
    Pappu: See that man in front - he is the forward, and that guy at the back - he is the defence.
    Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too - I've been out with him a couple of times!
  • What is Mangalsutra?
    It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without condom!

    And what is Condom?
    It's a device to enjoy Kamasutra without Mangalsutra!
  • Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
    Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
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