• What do females have on both left and right sides, which are round in shape.
    They shake while while walking; and differ in size & colour from one female to another.
    Their spellings start with 'B' and end with alphabet 'S'?
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    It's 'Bangles'.
    Don't feel bad if you guessed it wrong. You're in majority as you're one of 98% of people!
  • How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
    Give it a nipple!
  • Shoe laces and smart men have one thing in common? They keep in touch with several holes!
  • A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river but gets its paws wet. Then it sees a bigger one but falls in!

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pussy!
  • Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.<br />
Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
    Girlfriend: Mai Apni Zindagi Me Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hu.
    Pappu: Pagli, Tu Sirf Haath Maar... Lamba To Apne Aap Ho Jaayega!
  • Why do women have two holes so close together?
    In case you miss!
  • Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
    They have to pull their own pants down!
  • Things that get fucked almost everyday.<br />
1. Life<br />
2. Prostitutes<br />
3. Logic
    Things that get fucked almost everyday.
    1. Life
    2. Prostitutes
    3. Logic
  • Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a  single stick!
    Billiards is the coolest game for men. It teaches them how to play with different balls and concentrate on many holes, with just a single stick!
  • Correct communication is so important.
    A woman to a man during sex, "Keep it up"!
    The man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!