• What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
    You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
  • Difference between Boys and Girls:<br />
Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;<br />
Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.<br />
Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;<br />
Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;<br />
Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.<br />
Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS!
    Difference between Boys and Girls:
    Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;
    Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.
    Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;
    Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;
    Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.
    Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS!
  • A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around in college.<br />
Professor asked her, `Yeh kya? Period mein Ghoomna?`<br />
Girl: Yahi Soch to Badalni hai!
    A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around in college.
    Professor asked her, "Yeh kya? Period mein Ghoomna?"
    Girl: Yahi Soch to Badalni hai!
  • Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead or yield?
  • One of the biggest unsolved mysteries must be men's obsession with boobs, despite the fact that they're not so significant in the actual 'act'!
  • 5 missed calls from your girl friend means...
    you missed a good fuck!

    5 missed calls from your wife means...
    you're fucked!
  • Since Viagra came in the market, pole dancers say they receive a lot more standing ovations!
    Since Viagra came in the market, pole dancers say they receive a lot more standing ovations!
  • Apki Aaj ki Rashi:
    Lund ki Pakad Dhilli Rahegi;
    Choot ke Darshan Nirasha Janak Honge;
    Muth Marne Ka Yog Hai;
    Gand Pe Vishesh Dhyan Dein.. Koi Bhi Mar Sakta Hai!
  • A little Test to find out the way you think:
    Read this: THEPENISINMYMOUTH
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    Did you read the pen is in my mouth?
    No you didn't. Pass it on, you cock sucker!
  • Why are girls better at catwalk than boys?
    Because there is nothing between the legs to get squeezed!