|What's the difference between condoms and coffins?|
They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!
|Sex is something you cannot give without taking;|
And cannot take without giving it to someone!
How high the sky is;
How deep ocean is;
How strong wind is;
How wide a river is;
Just wanna tell you...
Tu Vicho Lun Laina!
|My horoscope this morning forecast sex and travel today.|
Uncannily accurate... as my wife just told me to "fuck off"!
|Research: During sex, a person burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.|
But who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
|Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Oh my Gujarat!"|
Mistress: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
Santa: This seems to be the only way to develop them!
|If a girl says yes thrice, it's not a yes... it's an orgasm!|
|After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?|
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
|PUNJABI style propose:|
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!