|One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time, I take a pill, my wife gets a headache!|
|Wives are good at only 2 things:|
Cooking and Fucking!
You never know what's Cooking in their heads;
And you'll never know when they start Fucking your happiness!
|Why the fuck do I check my fucking phone every fucking minute... even though I am fucking sure that no one's gonna send a fucking message. What the fuck!|
|Lisa: I do believe in sex on the first date.|
Katherine: That's pretty modern thinking for an 80 year old woman.
Lisa: Well, you can never be sure of a 2nd date with an 80 year old man!
|You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be!|
|I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U!|
|Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"|
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
|Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.|
Bunty: What was the response?
Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?"
|A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?"|
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea"!
|Is it true that when a lot of sheep masturbate, the process is called 'Muthbhed' (मुठभेड़)!|