• What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
    They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
  • Censure Question:
    What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?

    U: Hero gets the heroine
    A: Villain gets the heroine
    XX: All the actors get the heroine
    XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!
  • Sex is something you cannot give without taking;
    And cannot take without giving it to someone!
  • No matter:
    How high the sky is;
    How deep ocean is;
    How strong wind is;
    How wide a river is;
    Just wanna tell you...
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    .
    .
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    Tu Vicho Lun Laina!
  • My horoscope this morning forecast sex and travel today.
    Uncannily accurate... as my wife just told me to "fuck off"!
  • Research: During sex, a person burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    But who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Oh my Gujarat!"
    Mistress: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
    Santa: This seems to be the only way to develop them!
  • If a girl says yes thrice, it's not a yes... it's an orgasm!
  • After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?<br />
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
    After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?
    Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
  • PUNJABI style propose:<br />
Boy: I love you.<br />
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.<br />
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!
    PUNJABI style propose:
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
    Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!