|A big dick doesn't mean anything if its attached to a bigger dick!|
A boy who?
A boy who can't fucking reach the doorbell!
|Santa to his wife, "Let's try anal tonight".|
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!
Santa: That's the spirit!
|If you buy her Victoria's Secret, she will let you take it off!|
|I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!|
|Karma is like 69, you get what you give!|
|Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they're confronted by a a problem. There's only one empty stool left in the bar.|
Gay 1: Let's flip for it.
Gay 2: No, let's flip it over!
|Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!|
|2 important rules of Sex:|
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
|An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.|
Husband: What happened?
Wife: It's Capital Gain arising out of previous investment!