|When you find it hard to keep a girl;|
Find a girl that keeps it hard!
|Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the middle of a divorce.|
"Mickey," the judge says, "Minnie seems quite normal to me. I can't grant you a divorce just because you think she's crazy."
"I didn't say she was crazy," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was fucking Goofy!"
|My Bengali colleague told me today that he had an "Open-Dicks Operation".|
I think, he meant Appendix!
|The capacity to watch complete Porn film, and that too without putting it on fast forward, should be considered an achievement par excellence!|
|On wedding night, the dentist doesn't get an erection so he used his finger.|
His wife asked, "What is this?"
Dentist replied, "Darling, it's a temporary filling"!
|A Risky Question:|
Aggar Ek Taraf Sher Khada Ho Aur Dusri Taraf - Mera Khada Ho; To Batao...
Tum Kis Ki Taraf Jaoge?
Ab Hanso Mat Bolo - Jaan Pyari Hai Ya Gaand!
|Love surely comes from the heart... but I suspect that Boobs contribute a lot!|
|A young officer told his Commanding Officer on not being granted leave, Sir, you are now behaving like a Negro's left ball"".|
CO: What the heck do you mean?
Officer: Sir, neither you are fair nor you are right!
|Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.|
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
|Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola, "Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!|
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola, "Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi, Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon. Mere Liye To Ek Packet Condom De Do!