|Lust is, knowing her bra size;|
Love is, knowing her shoe size!
|Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?|
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
Banta: Just 2 pegs?
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
|What's the difference between condoms and coffins?|
They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!
|Sex is something you cannot give without taking;|
And cannot take without giving it to someone!
How high the sky is;
How deep ocean is;
How strong wind is;
How wide a river is;
Just wanna tell you...
Tu Vicho Lun Laina!
|My horoscope this morning forecast sex and travel today.|
Uncannily accurate... as my wife just told me to "fuck off"!
|Research: During sex, a person burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.|
But who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
|Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Oh my Gujarat!"|
Mistress: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
Santa: This seems to be the only way to develop them!
|If a girl says yes thrice, it's not a yes... it's an orgasm!|