• A big dick doesn't mean anything if its attached to a bigger dick!
  • Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    A boy!
    A boy who?
    A boy who can't fucking reach the doorbell!
  • Santa to his wife, `Let's try anal tonight`.<br />
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!<br />
Santa: That's the spirit!
    Santa to his wife, "Let's try anal tonight".
    Jeeto: Fuck that shit!
    Santa: That's the spirit!
  • If you buy her Victoria's Secret, she will let you take it off!
  • I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
  • Karma is like 69, you get what you give!
  • Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they're confronted by a a problem. There's only one empty stool left in the bar.
    Gay 1: Let's flip for it.
    Gay 2: No, let's flip it over!
    Gay
  • Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
    Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
  • 2 important rules of Sex:

    1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
    2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
  • An Investment Banker was getting married to his colleague. During the wedding ceremony, the wife vomits.
    Husband: What happened?
    Wife: It's Capital Gain arising out of previous investment!