|After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?|
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!
|PUNJABI style propose:|
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Ek Khichh ke Thappad Marangi.
Boy: Maa vi Chodd Daanga, Fer Teri!
|What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?|
We used to be close before we let some dick get between us!
|The best woman is the one who leaves in the morning!|
|Those pants of yours would look better on my floor!|
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?|
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken want to get to the other side?
A: To go to the pub!
Q: Why did the chicken want to go to the pub?
A: To go to the toilet!
Q: Why did the chicken want 2 go 2 the toilet?
A: Because that's where the COCKS hang out!
|Since it's election season, let's everyone vote for which end of the same dildo we want to get fucked by...|
|Why is a blonde like a shotgun?|
Give her a cock, and she's ready to blow!
|Moms have Mother's Day, Dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?|
|That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he/she was doing to the cow!|