• A man was confessing: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I read dirty jokes and viewed naked women's pictures and videos on Whatsapp.
    Father: Forward all your sins to me and you'll be pardoned!
  • My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive.
    She inevitably gets what she wants.
    This, my friends, is what is known as a "booby trap"!
  • Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, `To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko`! I am totally confused.<br />
Bunty: About what?<br />
Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
    Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, "To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko"! I am totally confused.
    Bunty: About what?
    Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
  • Pappu was once chatting with his girlfriend on FB, and she said, "Chutiya Hai Kya?"
    Pappu: Behan ki Taki, Randi... Chutiya Tu Hogi!
    After a long stunned silence of 3-4 mins she replied, "I was asking about holidays!"
  • Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a fucking idiot!
  • A porn actress was admitted to hospital after having phone sex. Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 iPhones and 1 Samsung. No Siemen was found!
  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant!
  • Good News:
    Dhanteras Mein Sone Ka Rate 15,000 Hai1
    Courtesy:
    Tourism Thailand!
  • A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.
    Suddenly...
    He saw a girl and he used the tree to make a bed.
    Moral: A hole can change a Man's goal!
  • BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.
    It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!