|A man was confessing: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
I read dirty jokes and viewed naked women's pictures and videos on Whatsapp.|
Father: Forward all your sins to me and you'll be pardoned!
|My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive.|
She inevitably gets what she wants.
This, my friends, is what is known as a "booby trap"!
|Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, "To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko"! I am totally confused.|
Bunty: About what?
Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
|Pappu was once chatting with his girlfriend on FB, and she said, "Chutiya Hai Kya?"|
Pappu: Behan ki Taki, Randi... Chutiya Tu Hogi!
After a long stunned silence of 3-4 mins she replied, "I was asking about holidays!"
|Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a fucking idiot!|
|A porn actress was admitted to hospital after having phone sex. Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 iPhones and 1 Samsung. No Siemen was found!|
|Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant!|
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|A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.|
He saw a girl and he used the tree to make a bed.
Moral: A hole can change a Man's goal!
|BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.|
It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!