|"Hello Joan, you look happy today, what's going on?"|
"Oh Maisie, I am," she replied. "Last night my husband brought home a big tube of KY jelly. He said it would please me greatly. And it did. When he went to the bathroom I smeared it all over the bedroom door and the silly bugger couldn't get back in!"
|Recommended dosage of Viagra:|
New Girlfriend: No need
Old Girlfriend: 1/2 tablet
Mistress: 1 tablet
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission...
|Sundarta Eh Nahi Ke:|
Nave Kapde Pane;
Nave Joote Pane;
Balki Sundarta Ta Andro Hundi Hai!
Phullan Wali Panty Paya Karo!
|Santa got sacked as a local Tambola caller...|
"A MEAL FOR TWO WITH A TERRIBLE VIEW",
was not the best way to call a number!
|Drawing is the second best thing in the world - which requires, your hand and imagination simultaneously!|
|The ambitious Personal Secretary went out for dinner with her boss and when the bill arrived she said, "I must insist that we go Dutch I suggest you pay for dinner and the rest of the evening will be on me!"|
|After an hour of playing Bridge and getting beaten every time, the husband excused himself to go to the bathroom.|
As he left the room, the wife turned to her hosts and remarked scornfully. "This'll be the first time I've known what's in his hand all night!"
|Women and tax forms have a lot in common... Men love to cheat on them!|
|Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?|
Santa: What cricket team?
|Why are pubic hair curly?|
If they weren't, they would blind you!