• Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant!
  • Good News:
    Dhanteras Mein Sone Ka Rate 15,000 Hai1
    Courtesy:
    Tourism Thailand!
  • A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.
    Suddenly...
    He saw a girl and he used the tree to make a bed.
    Moral: A hole can change a Man's goal!
  • BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.
    It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!
  • Boobs are like kids 'toys' - fun to play with... but they eventually end up in the mouth!
    Boobs are like kids 'toys' - fun to play with... but they eventually end up in the mouth!
  • Virat Kohli's BBM Pin: MC14BC14
  • Wish you a happy and a very "SUCK-SEX-FULL" life.
    I may not be good spellings; but my wishes are good, true and from the bottom of my heart.
    Good Day!
  • Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind!
  • Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.<br />
Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark!
    Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.
    Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark!
  • There are 2 ways to win an argument with a man:
    1. Cry
    2. Sex