• The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
    The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!
  • There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time!
  • A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. The girl says, "Show me, I wanna see myself if it's true what they say about black men"!
    So he stabs her and nicks her purse!
  • Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?<br />
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
    Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
    Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
  • Q: What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter?
    A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
  • Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.<br />
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
    Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.
    Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
  • After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
    "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
    Doctor: Your baby is a hermaphrodite.
    Woman: What's that?
    Doctor: It means your baby has both male and female parts.
    "Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis AND a brain?
  • Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
    Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
  • Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera
    Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra!
  • My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.
    Happy Halloween!