|The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!|
|There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time!|
|A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. The girl says, "Show me, I wanna see myself if it's true what they say about black men"!|
So he stabs her and nicks her purse!
|Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?|
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
|Q: What did the blondes father say to his blonde daughter?|
A: If your not in bed by 11, come home.
|Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.|
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
|After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."|
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
Doctor: Your baby is a hermaphrodite.
Woman: What's that?
Doctor: It means your baby has both male and female parts.
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis AND a brain?
|Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!|
|Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera|
Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra!
|My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.|