• My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.
    Happy Halloween!
  • Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.<br />
Banta: And what did you become?<br />
Santa: Father...
    Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.
    Banta: And what did you become?
    Santa: Father...
  • Which task is engaged together by men and women, where men lose their stamina within 10 minutes but women can go on and on?




    SHOPPING!
    May God bless your dirty mind!
  • A boy proposes to a Punjabi girl, "I have fallen in love with you".
    The girl smiled and answered shyly, "Chal Fuddi da!"
  • Women are like iPhones. One has to touch them all over before they respond.
    Men are like Blackberries. Rub the ball and everything moves!
  • What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?
    No, not those - you dirty mind.




    Her nostrils...
    They allow her to breath while she's suckin'!
  • Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.<br />
Banta: So why hypocrite?<br />
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
    Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.
    Banta: So why hypocrite?
    Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
  • Women have 3 holes... too good that shit comes out of only two of them.
  • Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.<br />
Bunty: But why you had to touch them?<br />
Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
    Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.
    Bunty: But why you had to touch them?
    Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
  • What did the girl with big tits say? Actually, I can't remember!