|My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.|
|Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.|
Banta: And what did you become?
|Which task is engaged together by men and women, where men lose their stamina within 10 minutes but women can go on and on?|
May God bless your dirty mind!
|A boy proposes to a Punjabi girl, "I have fallen in love with you".|
The girl smiled and answered shyly, "Chal Fuddi da!"
|Women are like iPhones. One has to touch them all over before they respond.|
Men are like Blackberries. Rub the ball and everything moves!
|What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?|
No, not those - you dirty mind.
They allow her to breath while she's suckin'!
|Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.|
Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
|Women have 3 holes... too good that shit comes out of only two of them.|
|Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.|
Bunty: But why you had to touch them?
Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
|What did the girl with big tits say? Actually, I can't remember!|