• Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!
    Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!
  • Why did a blonde woman lose her job as a cattle herder?
    She couldn't keep her calves together!
  • A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;<br/>

You don't know where to puts your hands!
    A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
    You don't know where to puts your hands!
  • A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!
  • Every time a condom breaks, some one learns to pray!
  • The best example of getting satisfaction in others' happiness:
    Watching Porn!
  • Women wake up yawning;<br/>
And men wake up with an erection.<br/>
What a coincidence!
    Women wake up yawning;
    And men wake up with an erection.
    What a coincidence!
  • Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing & adjusting.
    Always respect her by staring at it!
  • Laura was betrayed by a close friend. I think she learnt her 'lassun'!
  • A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage...
    My question is,
    .
    ..
    ...
    "Where are they?"