• Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
    Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
  • I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts!
  • I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, the cunt is still alive!
  • I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt.
    Happy Halloween!
  • Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.<br />
Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
    Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.
    Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
  • Those who have to perform sex, they buy condoms during the day only. It is foolish to show them condom ads during the evening on TV while one is having a good family time!
  • The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!
  • Support gay couples... because it puts two dicks out of competition!
  • Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!
    Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!
  • Why did a blonde woman lose her job as a cattle herder?
    She couldn't keep her calves together!