|Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.|
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
|I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts!|
|I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, the cunt is still alive!|
|I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt.|
|Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.|
Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
|Those who have to perform sex, they buy condoms during the day only. It is foolish to show them condom ads during the evening on TV while one is having a good family time!|
|The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!|
|Support gay couples... because it puts two dicks out of competition!|
|Men and women can absolutely just be friends. After they make out to get that curiosity out of their system!|
|Why did a blonde woman lose her job as a cattle herder?|
She couldn't keep her calves together!