|Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.|
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
|After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."|
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
Doctor: Your baby is a hermaphrodite.
Woman: What's that?
Doctor: It means your baby has both male and female parts.
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis AND a brain?
|Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!|
|Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera|
Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra!
|My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.|
|Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.|
Banta: And what did you become?
|Which task is engaged together by men and women, where men lose their stamina within 10 minutes but women can go on and on?|
May God bless your dirty mind!
|A boy proposes to a Punjabi girl, "I have fallen in love with you".|
The girl smiled and answered shyly, "Chal Fuddi da!"
|Women are like iPhones. One has to touch them all over before they respond.|
Men are like Blackberries. Rub the ball and everything moves!
|What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?|
No, not those - you dirty mind.
They allow her to breath while she's suckin'!