• Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.<br />
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
    Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.
    Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
  • After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
    "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
    Doctor: Your baby is a hermaphrodite.
    Woman: What's that?
    Doctor: It means your baby has both male and female parts.
    "Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis AND a brain?
  • Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
    Love your enemies... just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards!
  • Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera
    Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra!
  • My neighbour's daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady costume for months now.
    Happy Halloween!
  • Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.<br />
Banta: And what did you become?<br />
Santa: Father...
    Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.
    Banta: And what did you become?
    Santa: Father...
  • Which task is engaged together by men and women, where men lose their stamina within 10 minutes but women can go on and on?




    SHOPPING!
    May God bless your dirty mind!
  • A boy proposes to a Punjabi girl, "I have fallen in love with you".
    The girl smiled and answered shyly, "Chal Fuddi da!"
  • Women are like iPhones. One has to touch them all over before they respond.
    Men are like Blackberries. Rub the ball and everything moves!
  • What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?
    No, not those - you dirty mind.




    Her nostrils...
    They allow her to breath while she's suckin'!