|A porn actress was admitted to hospital after having phone sex. Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 3 iPhones and 1 Samsung. No Siemen was found!|
|Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant!|
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|A man was lost on an island. He cut a tree and decided to make a boat.|
He saw a girl and he used the tree to make a bed.
Moral: A hole can change a Man's goal!
|BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.|
It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!
|Boobs are like kids 'toys' - fun to play with... but they eventually end up in the mouth!|
|Virat Kohli's BBM Pin: MC14BC14|
|Wish you a happy and a very "SUCK-SEX-FULL" life.|
I may not be good spellings; but my wishes are good, true and from the bottom of my heart.
|Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind!|
|Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.|
Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark!