• A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;<br/>

You don't know where to puts your hands!
    A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;
    You don't know where to puts your hands!
  • A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!
  • Every time a condom breaks, some one learns to pray!
  • The best example of getting satisfaction in others' happiness:
    Watching Porn!
  • Women wake up yawning;<br/>
And men wake up with an erection.<br/>
What a coincidence!
    Women wake up yawning;
    And men wake up with an erection.
    What a coincidence!
  • Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing & adjusting.
    Always respect her by staring at it!
  • Laura was betrayed by a close friend. I think she learnt her 'lassun'!
  • A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage...
    My question is,
    .
    ..
    ...
    "Where are they?"
  • Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook!
  • Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it.
    Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!
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