• Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.<br />
Banta: So why hypocrite?<br />
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
    Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.
    Banta: So why hypocrite?
    Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
  • Women have 3 holes... too good that shit comes out of only two of them.
  • Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.<br />
Bunty: But why you had to touch them?<br />
Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
    Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.
    Bunty: But why you had to touch them?
    Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
  • What did the girl with big tits say? Actually, I can't remember!
  • Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
    Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
  • I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts!
  • I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, the cunt is still alive!
  • I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt.
    Happy Halloween!
  • Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.<br />
Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
    Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.
    Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
  • Those who have to perform sex, they buy condoms during the day only. It is foolish to show them condom ads during the evening on TV while one is having a good family time!