|Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.|
Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
|Women have 3 holes... too good that shit comes out of only two of them.|
|Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.|
Bunty: But why you had to touch them?
Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was!
|What did the girl with big tits say? Actually, I can't remember!|
|Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.|
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
|I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts!|
|I just wish my wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, the cunt is still alive!|
|I can't wait to see what my ex wife will be this Halloween. Last year she was a cunt.|
|Zyada Porn Dekhna Aapki Sehat Ke Liye Hornykarak Ho Sakta Hai.|
Kripya Thoda Cum Dekhein!
|Those who have to perform sex, they buy condoms during the day only. It is foolish to show them condom ads during the evening on TV while one is having a good family time!|