|A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;|
You don't know where to puts your hands!
|A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!|
|Every time a condom breaks, some one learns to pray!|
|The best example of getting satisfaction in others' happiness:|
|Women wake up yawning;|
And men wake up with an erection.
What a coincidence!
|Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing & adjusting.|
Always respect her by staring at it!
|Laura was betrayed by a close friend. I think she learnt her 'lassun'!|
|A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage...|
My question is,
"Where are they?"
|Please come-over to MySpace. We shall Google each other and you can Pinterest me and I shall Twitter you till we both Yahoo when I come over your Facebook!|
|Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it.|
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!