• Pretty girl to Pappu who's wearing blue swimming trunks, "Hey, did you know your eyes match your trunks?"
    Pappu: Why? Are my eyes bulging?
  • Pinky: Mom!
    Jeeto: Yes, my girl.
    Pinky: What's better? To pass or to fail?
    Jeeto: To pass, obviously!
    Pinky: Oh good. You will be proud of me. I passed my pregnancy test!
  • I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!
    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!
  • A tie is men's equivalent attire to women's dupatta (veil).
    While a dupatta can hide a woman's assets, the tie is man's way of pointing to where their asset is!
  • Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his own fingers, palm and hand.
    Banta: Why this madness?
    Santa: Oye, this is foreplay before masturbation!
  • 7 nude men were standing in a row facing one nude sexy babe.
    Seeing them a guy asked, "Are you all advertising for a condom?"
    The men replied, "No, it's for 7 UP!
  • Santa: What is the difference between "Making Love" and Fucking?
    Banta: Something a women does while a guy is fucking her!
  • Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
    Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
  • According to researchers,74% of women enjoy performing oral sex on their partners.
    After reading the above, all men would feel that they are stuck with the other 26%!
  • Importance of Correct Communication:
    When a woman tells a man during sex, "Keep it up"! Man wonders if it was a complaint or compliment!