|There are only 5 things that one needs in life:|
And Good *UCK! (your interpretation may vary according to your needs)
|Santa: I can't believe YouPorn has a '+1' button on their videos.|
Banta: So what's the big deal?
Santa: I can't have my friends and family know that I actually use Google Plus!
|Stupidity is never attractive. If you can't turn a woman's brain on, you'll never get her panties off!|
|Q: Why do blonde females never swim on their belly?|
A: When they feel something wet, they turn on their back!
|Advice to Women by a Skin Specialist:|
Always go out without wearing a BRA!
Nobody will notice the wrinkles on your face & dark circles under your eyes!
|Banta: A Nude Female Bike Rally took place in UK to bring about awareness about the environment.|
Santa: Here, nobody is really concerned about the environment. I wonder what'll happen to our country!
|If you don't get a good appraisal inspite of giving your best, don't be disheartened. Even condoms are thrown away after 100% result oriented performance.|
|Q: If a married woman is called Polo - The mint with a hole; then what's an unmarried woman called?|
A: Center Fresh!
|Pappu: Are you cold?|
Pappu: You want a jacket?
Pappu: Well, not here. You can jack it when we get back to my room!
|A daughter-in-law and mother-in-law were engaged in a verbal spat.|
Mother-in-law: I have carried him for 9 months.
Daughter-in-law: Only 3.5 kgs? I carry him every night and he weighs 80 kgs now.