My prayers to bring some sex in my life wasn't an invitation for the Government to start screwing me!
|Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;|
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar!
|There are 2 ways of living life:|
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
If she eats french fries using a fork, she's probably not gonna do that thing you like!
That guy in the class who comes up with a doubt at the end of the lecture and extends the class!
|What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?|
|A good woman will make you a sandwich.|
A great woman will blow you while you eat it!
|Today I asked my girlfriend why she chose me.|
She told me because Vibrators can't buy drinks!
|A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.|
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
|To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...|
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!