• I thought being an adult would involve more sex!Upload to Facebook
    I thought being an adult would involve more sex!
  • Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!Upload to Facebook
    Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!
  • Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.<br/>
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.<br/>
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do? <br/>
Officer: OK just put it in short.<br/>
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!Upload to Facebook
    Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.
    Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
    Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
    Officer: OK just put it in short.
    Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
  • Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,<br/>
`If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?`<br/>
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,<br/>
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.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
Lauda!Upload to Facebook
    Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,
    "If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
    Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Lauda!
  • Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.<br/>
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!Upload to Facebook
    Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.
    Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
  • If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!Upload to Facebook
    If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!
  • Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.
    Banta messaged Santa: GM!
    Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!
  • Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.<br/>
Looks like I'm stored for wild December!Upload to Facebook
    Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.
    Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
  • There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'!Upload to Facebook
    There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'!
  • Testicle:<br/>
It's life in a nutshell!Upload to Facebook
    Testicle:
    It's life in a nutshell!