• There are two types of people:<br/>
Jo Rose Dete Hain<br/>
Jo Roz Lete Hain!
    There are two types of people:
    Jo Rose Dete Hain
    Jo Roz Lete Hain!
  • Masturbation is easy.<br/>
Choosing a video is tough!
    Masturbation is easy.
    Choosing a video is tough!
  • Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
    Being fluent in English doesn't make you a better person, it just converts you from Chutiya to Asshole!
  • Unfuckwithable (adj.)<br/>
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
    Unfuckwithable (adj.)
    When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
  • After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
    After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
  • Bisexual (adj.)<br/>
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
    Bisexual (adj.)
    The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
  • Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.<br/>
She said, `Fuck you`.<br/>
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
    Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
    She said, "Fuck you".
    So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
There was a fire in a brothel.<br/>
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
    Breaking News:
    There was a fire in a brothel.
    Some came out running, some ran out coming!
  • Porn ban in India:<br/>
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.<br/>
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!<br/>
#AssemblyElections2018
    Porn ban in India:
    As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
    No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
    #AssemblyElections2018
  • Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
    Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!