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    Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
    Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
    Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
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    Friends are like orgasms.
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    For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
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    Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
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    I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
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    What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
    Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
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    I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
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    If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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    "Lemme put is this way"
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    What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
    A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!
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