|Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.|
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
|If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.|
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
|Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!|
|Which person is completely opposite of Putin?|
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
|'Kirloskar Pumps' have done the magic on saving the Thai children.|
Indians have always excelled when it comes to pumping in Thailand!
|A lesson from Thai Cave:|
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
|English Newspaper Headlines:|
We must say sorry to gays.
Punjabi Paper Headlines:
"POPE NE GAANDUAN TO MANGI MAAFI"!
|The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.|
Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?
|Avoid being more romantic with your girlfriend in MONSOON...|
Otherwise, she will become MOM SOON!