|Neighbour: Do you have some oil?|
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
|Friends are like orgasms.|
Nobody wants a fake one!
|For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!|
|Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!|
|I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!|
|What do you call two nuns and a blonde?|
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
|I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!|
|If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?|
|"Lemme put is this way"|
~ gist of Kamasutra
|What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?|
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball!