|I thought being an adult would involve more sex!|
|Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a porn film on a radio!|
|Indian lady at Immigration counter in NY airport.|
Officer: Please write your husband's full name in the form.
Lady: But his name - MADANLAL DARSHANLAL CHAUDHARY is too long to fit in this small space. What should I do?
Officer: OK just put it in short.
Lady Writes: Ma Dar Chaud!
|Once Shakespeare's Indian friend asked him,|
"If we both love the same girl, will you sacrifice her for my friendship?"
Shakespeare smiled opened his 'English to Hindi' dictionary and said,
|Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.|
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
|If abortion is considered murder then condom must surely be considered kidnapping!|
|Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.|
Banta messaged Santa: GM!
Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM!
|Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times a year.|
Looks like I'm stored for wild December!
|There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'!|
It's life in a nutshell!