|A good woman will make you a sandwich.|
A great woman will blow you while you eat it!
|Today I asked my girlfriend why she chose me.|
She told me because Vibrators can't buy drinks!
|A crashing economy can affect your sex life drastically.|
I am one of the victims. My Neighbour's husband lost his job... and he is always at home now!
|To those who silently laugh at my posts but never react...|
may they catch a cramp in their legs while they're having sex!
|A responsible penis wakes up before its owner!|
|Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?|
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
|I am a woman. I have ovaries. That's why I ovary act!|
|Supreme Court rejects plea to ban porn in India. |
Faith in judiciary restored!
|Sometimes life will fuck you and you'll just have to change position and try to enjoy it somehow!|
|The latest bra from Victoria's Secret is called Indian cricket. So much form, so much to show but no cup!|