|A wise man said, "If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex!|
|Which type of girls wears transparent dresses?|
The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!
|The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you|
never get to prove it!
|What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?|
Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed!
|How do you recognize your computer Mouse is a male or a female?|
If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female!
|It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities.|
In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries.
After sex, they glance at their watches and say, Oops, gotta run!
|Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?|
Wife: That I married you for your money!
|5 missed calls from your girlfriend, means...|
You missed a good fuck!
5 missed calls from your wife,
You are fucked!
|Of course, men are like babies. The first sight of a nipple and they can't think of anything else!|
|Punjabi is the only language in the world where "Do not fuck" is called "Vagina"!|